It isn't a party. A real party involves a tube of tooth paste, an elephant, and the world's finest silk stockings. Wow, what a night that was...
What I've learned from reading stories is that buying Silk Stockings leads you to lose all your money, become a poor bastard, and overall a arse. (I really want silk stockings >.>)
Don't buy em then. Steal em. You could steal the tooth paste too. But the elephant is super cheap so you should just buy that.
From my time at those country music festivals, I've learned high class people don't really attend jamborees. So, seeing as how you're here... The status is lost. You're one of us now.
Common thief? These are the world's finest silk stockings. These aren't at your local clothing store. They're deep within a mountain, sealed in a highly secured safe. Not an easy heist. We need to recruit a team.
Who wants to join the heist? Killer Snowman, I invite you. Your clever pop culture/Pokemon pun won me over.
I once tried to start a heist in Runescape once. Is this gonna be like that? And sure. Not sure a public forum is the best place to discuss criminal activities, but whatevs. This is a party, and I'm actually invited!
It'll be almost exactly like that. Also, it's not really criminal when they originally stole them from me. Took me years to knit those stockings.
Are we going in costumes? I was grabbing the team rocket uniform cuz I'm a member. EDIT: if we are dressing up I shotty the map
My middle name is Sally. I was the brains in the operation for the Varrok Heist in '07. I also once had to use my feminine charms to get a beta key from Tiy. I didn't get that beta key, but I can tell he was trying his hardest to resist. Oh, and I totally stole this thread. If anyone is gonna be Dora it's gonna be me. This heist? We'll do what we did back in 4/11/13. I break the ice and distract, you move in for the kill.
It's all coming together. Now we just need someone willing to be a blue monkey with red boots and we've got the whole Dora the Explorer team set up. You'll need to do more than just break the ice. You'll need to be as smooth as butter. Or as a baby's butt. Whichever analogy you prefer.
The sudden lack of enthusiasm for the heist left me no other option than to attempt to steal it myself. Let's just say I'm lucky they allowed me Internet access in this prison. The other prisons weren't nearly as accommodating...
