Heart attacks are kinda silly. Think about it, the heart isn't attacking you, it's doing the exact opposite. Yet we call it a heart attack. And if an actual heart charged up to you with a sword and shield and challenged you to a duel, you'd think that was silly too.
I should inform you all that the SLCFR plans on having top quality "shit" to sell. Moofin already got himself pumped to pawn. I also plan on bringing a little good ole fashion gambling to the game when it comes out. Whenever you get the itch to burn money, I hope you all think of the SLCFR.
5 days after the release of the game, I'll come to you with pixels and you better have good shit to sell, if what I find is worth it then I'd be willing to be a regular. (I'm speaking on behalf of myself, not the clans I'm in)
That depends on what you're lookin' for. I imagine my malevolent pastry friend will have something. If not, you can (possibly) place your bets on some monster battles. Depends on how combat with monsters works in the game. Oh yeah. That hasn't been fixed yet has it? Not that I have any right to complain - I almost never update our OP. ...Or maybe we don't want to be a part of this. We could start our own shindig! With gambling and stuff!
The point of such a small time constraint is to see if you are capable of getting things fast, and effectively, that makes the best merchants, y'know.
I wasn't complaining. But you know, I'm probably still gonna be building dirt houses in a week. Floating dirt houses. I love Black Jack. And by hookers, you mean crazy eyed fishermen right? Because, unless you and some of the guys feel like getting dressed up, I don't think we'll get much else.
