The Best World

I suppose that you'd want it to blow up

 

*GASP* Why would that even come to your mind!!!?? XD

 

I shall hide the explosives on the Planet with the Red Pandas..

 

A graveyard planet, and then I'll blow it up and all the relatives will come after me and I'll kill them all.
MUHAHAHAHA

 

NUUUU NOT THE RED PANDAS!

 

<--- Tis betta.

 

True, the smartness lv starts with humans (obviously), then all other primates, then dolphins, then racoons. BUT RED PANDAS ARE BETA!!!!

 

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

you know, that was the raccoon world. I painted the raccoons to look like rad pandas, and the red pandas to look look raccoons. MWAHAHAHA!

 

Being able to do that in a 20 minute timeframe makes you a God.

There are atleast 50,000,000,000 Raccoons... And the same for Red Pandas..

 

I'm not a god. I asked god to help me.

 

But God loves Raccoons.. And not Red Pandas. WHY WOULD GOD LOVE A MUTATED COPY OF THE TRUE RACCOON FORM?

 

It was the Greek god of the underworld, hades

 

A world with golden grass, a sunset orange sky and trees blooming with juicy, sweet fruit. Winged beautiful women would be the race their, and they would all live in a city made of marble. You have to reach it through a White Hole. Heaven, basically. I would make that my homeworld any day!

 

Not to alarm you, but there is no way through a white hole. The big bang was a white hole! How will you get past that amount of force!?

 

Doesn't a White Hole push stuff away from it, the oppisite of a Black Hole...?

Or.. Do I need to do my Science homework..

 

Correct, I must have said that in a confusing way, as i said that, just including that the big bang was a white hole.

 

A swampy, foggy planet. With hotdogs. And robot swamp sharks. And have some kind of scary music. And especially scary music when a rare laser frog jumps toward you...
Like this: bumbum... bumbum... BUMBUM... *gets faster* BUMBUM... BUMBUM BUM BUM! *frog jumps into screen an shoots lasers everywhere, while you run away frantically*
Then he shoots his long tongue, with some kind of acid on it, which will kill YOU. If you manage to kill the frog, it will explode into small, cute frogs.

 

A White Hole is the theoretical end of a black hole. Some say that black holes lead to parallel universes, in wich my heaven planet would fit nicely.

Anyway, it's Starbound, we already have talking sentient penguins, we could alter science for the game

 

The old switcheroo!