If Eitaka said that, he would soon find his skull detached from his body. Also, is NOBODY aware that a balaclava is Well it replaces the cloak he got when he was a little kid and both of his parents were still alive. Sorry cuntsmotherer.
I just posted it 3 times for emphasis. As long as it's not like, stretching the page 5 posts like Kane and Dante's I think it's fine.
Game: Hello darkness my old friend... Game: I've come to talk with you againn... Ransome: no Ransome: facky Ransome: u Game: Ransome: i am Ransome: the light Ransome: i mean Ransome: fuck Ransome: I AM THE NIGHT Ransome: I Ransome: AM Ransome: RATMAN Ransome: THE CORN COBS ARE IN MY PANTSSSSS Ransome: THE SWIGGY LIMBS WONT STOP MOVING Ransome: MY PARENTS ARE DEAD Ransome: EAT SOME CORN COBS Ransome: BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
He's right up there with all the great philosophers... Aristotle, John Locke, Plato, and even Jimmy Neutron...
The shiny moonbeams. ATE ALL MY CORNCOBS. They sliced my moms purly-purls and sent the Rakk to graze on her piano driven corpse! MY PARENTS JIGGLED AND SQUIGGLED AND I DIDNT KILL THEM I PROMISE! THEY CALLED ME INSANE. No. IM NOT INSANE I am throatscratch! I am the pants! I! AM! RAKKMAN!
OH COME ON! Am I the ONLY person who ever played Borderlands 2?! NOBODY gets this reference? COME ON! I AM THE PANTS DAMMIT!
*Gets $50 of steam wallet funds* *Can't make a single decision about what to get* Me: "Oh I should get The Long Dark, it's on my #1 wishlist slot. Wait but what if it goes on sale soon? Hmm...I won't buy that, at least right this second. Hmm, Hotline Maimi 2? Still don't know whether or not I really want it for $13. Hmm, Distance? Wait for a sale. Payday 2? Yes...no...yes....no.......yes.....no.....but it's six dollars...but I...maybe....what's next. Oh. Nothing else on my wishlist. Fun."
Sorry I am so late guys, I was (and still am) extremely sick and then I broke down into tears about a bunch of emotional stuff involving two of my family members and it seems like nothing is going to get better anyway. However, I am back now so ya'll can just disregard the first part of this post.
