The Avali Nexus

HAHAHAHA! YOUR BODIES GO NUMB. YOUR SENSES CEASE TO EXIST. YOU COLLAPSE ONTO THE GROUND WITHOUT CAUSING ANY DAMAGE. YOU ARE ABLE TO DO NOTHING BUT SLING WEBS AT ME. YOUR EXIS-
*runs out of ammo*

 

$10 they would just assimilate the bottle into spiderbabies.

 

Starting to feel a bit better, going to robably avoid this thread until I do feel at full strength again, you whackjobs go on without me for a while. Just don't start any wars or anything.

 

Don't worry, Shadow! We'll be on our best behavior! Those poor people at the warcrimes tribunals needed a break anyway.

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Oh @Reksanden , in regards to your question on Battle Bee's AMA, I'd recommend learning the piano first. It's not a spectacularly interesting instrument, but it's got a practically unmatched range of notes and a huge variety of music written for it.

 

W-w-w-w-what?

 

Sounds good.

 

Lets get the printheads from 10k aerotech blades and print a gigantic aerogel bottle around them, then we could ship them off to the RP sector proper.

 

By the way, your control over my weapons systems seems to have slipped. FIRE!!! *begins raining hell on Wall of Steel and the infestation* AND STAY OUT OF MY SUBSYSTEMS!!!

My job is done, so I'll be taking my leave now.

 

I really don't know what's worse. A psycho Wall of Steel with Raid flamethrowers, or this swarm of man-eating, flying, venomous, virus-infecting spiders.

Yep... I'm dead. A little overkill if you ask me. Poisoned, infected with a deadly virus, and then shot.
Just took over some random person's computer.

He's questioning why his computer was forced to the Avali Nexus and why it's typing stuff about flying spiders and dead wolves.

 

/pokes head in see if anything is going on, sees bottle spiderbabies

 

Of course you caught me with the wiring tool out

 

Well
Uh.
...How do we fix this? Maybe you could possess the fleshy hooman?

 

Ow.
OW.
That hurts!
...Spiders everywhere my god.
Screw this, to hell with the planet!

"Wall of Steel flees."

 

I still don't know why my mind zeroed in onto that single four-letter combination right away.

 

Hang on a sec...
AMMO, HERE! *tosses ammo box*
Hey, here's some ammo! *tosses another ammo box*

 

I now***** love you for referencing Homestuck.

 

Aww, I was about to bring the derelict freighter full of meat bicycles, (the thing is a dead ship anyways so I'd just use it as a delivery system for them, probably do a bit of damage in it's own right, considering it's half your size.)

 

everyone loves the mayor.

 

*watches through one of your cameras as a spider slowly crawls up the back of your chair*
I warned you to check your ship...

Oh fuck no.

 

All the typos I'm making ... I'm not even going to bother now ...