Community The Agaran Menace

Ive often found agarans in apex laboratories. My theory is that the apex had some part in their creation. If youve read the blogs of a lab assistant, it talks about another scientist cfeating some kind of monster… Possibly the agaran.

 

I see that you have TL;DR'd this entire thread. Zebe, if you could make your summary post, I will put it on the old google drive and then put the link in my sig, as well as post it whenever a well-meaning (but not-willing-to-read-114-pages-of-silly-arguments) person comes along and re-posts the same stuff we have been discussing for... Months? Has it actually been months?

 

Shockingly, yes. We've been arguing over this stuff for 5 1/3 months.

 

It's been almost half a year actually. Half a year and still very little concrete information.

 

Jesus. 115 pages. What have I missed?

 

Well... All I can say is that there are those of us who are Law, and would destroy the poor Agarans as a whole. Then there are the chaotics. Me, Cloud, Owl, and some others. we want to see the Agarans free. Some of us want to destroy the cultic ones though.

 

I'll join you guys.

 

Welcome comrade!

 

Meh...

Agarans are only half as bad as florans, both of them live off of deceit.

Florans pretend to welcome explorers, then they hunt..

 

I once lived with an Looks up the spelling Agaran, back in the old days, i wouldn't recommend it, they're not really a bunch of fun gis...

 

It's spreading.

 

When have Florans pretended to welcome people and then kill them? They make the laws of their villages very clear.

 

Well for one, the codex suggests that Florans welcome guests, then will kill them for very little reason:

http://starbounder.org/Greenfinger's_Notes:_Receiving_Guests

 

That's not tricking, that's being fickle.

 

I've made that pun before. Leave. You're not needed. Go away. Shoo.

I don't want the amount of Fungi puns RISING out of control.

 

It's hard looking for Fungi puns, as you can see, there isn't MUSHROOM For them here...

 

Wait what shoo INKYTHEMUFFIN!!!

 

Oh look, I think I found the Agaran Menace.

It's this thread. With these terrible puns.

 

You seem like a fun gi.

 

I won't ever allow you to play Starbound with me. It's not because there is not MUSHROOM on my server, it's because you're not a FUNGI.
Banning you is the YEAST I can do. I don't want the amount of Fungi puns RISING out of control.

If you're the Special snowflake can I be the misshaped Snowflake?