After tens of thousands of years of apple producing excellence, Summerisle Exports now sells it's products across the universe! OUR HISTORY: In 1868, the first Lord Summerisle came to the island, and began to grow new crops, and roused the residents from their apathy by giving them back their joyous old gods. Summerisle has been a major producer of apples ever since. As of recently, we have also branched out into selling new products, mainly items that are necessary to practice religions not dissimilar to ours. Our products: Box of Summerisle Apples: 50 Pixels Crate of Summerisle Apples: 350 Pixels Box of Summerisle Cider: 350 Pixels, Currently unavailable. Crate of Summerisle Cider: 700 Pixels, Currently unavailable. Portable Stonehenge lookalike: 1250 Pixels Ceremonial Sword: 125 Pixels Hand of Glory: 400 Pixels Maypole: 150 Pixels Costume of a religious figure of your choice: 75 Pixels for a basic costume, and 250 Pixels for a high quality costume. Wicker Man: 6500 Pixels, Strict limit of 1 per customer. OUR POLICIES: We will never deny a customer, no matter who it is that wishes to buy our products. And we assure our customers that we make and grow our products and produce in the best quality possible. If any customer feels dissatisfied with our products, they may return it within two weeks of purchase for a full refund. HOW TO ORDER A PRODUCT: Simply fill out this template, and send it to us as a reply, and we will ship your item to you at the first opportunity. ITEM: QUANTITY: METHOD OF PAYMENT: You may also specify if you would like special shipment. Special shipment costs more, but will be sent out immediately, regular shipping is all sent out at the same time, so your order may sit around for a while before we can deliver it.
After sampling your cider, I must say I am impressed. You will be our primary supplier for cider, if you can meet production levels. We can aid you if you need more building space for production. Regardless, we will take 500 crates of your Cider. We can pay instantly here.
Excellent, the total price of the Cider will be 350000 Pixels, we also accept your offer to supply you with Summerisle Cider,. We must, however, decline the offer for aid. We don't appreciate outsiders on Summerisle, and we cannot produce our Cider in any conditions other than the ones on Summerisle. That being said, we should be able to produce enough Cider to supply you.
Understood. We wouldn't want it tasting any other way, so your judgement is acceptable. pays tab And now we will be off to supply our colonies with some much needed cider. I bet it works well in some of our mixed drinks too
We must announce, rather unfortunately, that we are experiencing a minor shortage of Summerisle Apples due to a disappointing harvest. As such, our apple prices have doubled temporarily, and we will be unable to sell any cider for the next week. We apologize for any inconvenience caused by this shortage, and assure all customers that the problem will be dealt with soon.
