Stardew Valley's Strange Remedies

Demetrius wants to "dissect a jola cola for study", and Pam wants to put a quartz on her aching knee. Not sure which I find more humorous

Regarding Linus, I'd say he's more aware than he lets on...

 

I forgot about that!

 

so there is this thing where some people believe certain rocks have magical properties and rubbing, hovering or tying them to a maligned part of the body helps heal it. it is just a folksy and superstitious as anything else in this thread X''D

 

Funny you should mention this. I just wrote about one in my town!

https://kaname-inn.com/ideas/sacred-wells-magic-stones-kanazawa-shrine/

 

those photos are lovely, i assume you are the photographer?

 

Of the ones on site, yes.

 

Pierre once asked me for a joja cola to "roast over a fire" and I cracked up laughing.

Sebastian also asks for random items to throw at the wall at times. Like dude, you're gonna pay me to break whatever I bring you? Yeesh lol

 

That is gold.

 

"I need Earth Crystal to rub on my sore head. Please bring one ASAP" - Willy

I'm sure his head will feel much better after this.


"Need Herring to eat in front of the TV" - Alex

This one always cracks me up because of the wording. Why not just say he needs a snack while watching TV and why do I even have to know when and where he wants to eat his food? Anyway, Herring sounds like the perfect snack for a nice movie night, who needs chips or chocolate?

 

Eels I can understand! But I've had her ask for quartz! Quartz! It's all spiky, and sharp and eek I don't even want to think about it!

 

How about corn?

Asking for a friend......

 

My favorite, a jalapeno for some knee pain rubbing.

 

Yesterday, had Leah ask for a Pufferfish to put under her pillow.

 

Didn't happen to me, but I saw in someone's video, Evelyn needed a catfish to rub on her sore tooth.

 

i think that is called 'eating' X''D

 

.... no, not gonna assume anything, but girls might understand, according to Haley, i'm a guy, so i don't

but yeah, i saw Haley asking for a cave carrot for her..... girl's thing, and i had no idea... i still don't

 

Going to assume Leah was drunk when she wrote that (while she's not a drinker like Pam or Shane, she does love wine, so...)

I'm always amused when people who should know better ask for bizarre things to rub on a sore part. No, Demetrius, I don't think a largemouth bass will help in dealing with a sore elbow

 

Back in my very first game, I got one of Haley's "for girls only" quests. For a Purple Mushroom.

I ...uh...okay then, Haley