Stardew Valley's Strange Remedies

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by LuthienNightwolf, Jul 7, 2016.

  1. Jack Of Shades

    Jack Of Shades Pangalactic Porcupine

    Kent asked for an Amethyst to rub on his 'sore' knee.
     
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    • springacres

      springacres Phantasmal Quasar

      Pierre once asked for an Iron Bar to rub on his sore nose.
       
      • Surenu

        Surenu The End of Time

        Maybe he was trying to knock himself unconscious with it? But then again, the day after that he'd ask for a parsnip against his concussion or somethin'...
         
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        • springacres

          springacres Phantasmal Quasar

          ^I actually assumed he wanted something cold and hard to hold against it. But your idea works too. :rofl:
           
          • Jack Of Shades

            Jack Of Shades Pangalactic Porcupine

            "I need a Wild Horseradish to rub on my sore elbow." -Sebastian.
             
            • Lilliput

              Lilliput Supernova

              No wonder Doc Harvey doesn't get enough business to maintain his practice. Everyone in town is into some sort of bizarre homeopathy. :/
               
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              • Jack Of Shades

                Jack Of Shades Pangalactic Porcupine

                That combined with the "town interest" in the saloon... pretty sure this town self medicates based off of drunken ideas.
                 
                • musical74

                  musical74 Space Kumquat

                  Pam: I need a super cucumber to put under my pillow

                  Me: Pam, just how drunk ARE you?
                   
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                  • Jack Of Shades

                    Jack Of Shades Pangalactic Porcupine

                    Somewhere between, waking up in a bar in Tijuana and coming to while laying in a tub in Vegas with stitches near your lower back... :(
                     
                    • Lilliput

                      Lilliput Supernova

                      There's always xkcd's inversion of that trope...
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                      • Jack Of Shades

                        Jack Of Shades Pangalactic Porcupine

                        Somehow, that seems about at Pam's level of excessive drinking.
                         
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                        • Bropkeks

                          Bropkeks Void-Bound Voyager

                          Once I got a quest saying that Linus needed a Joja cola for a stew he was making...
                           
                          • BentFX

                            BentFX Cosmic Narwhal

                            I've had Sebastian ask for quartz to rub on his sore gums. Somehow I just don't think that's going to help. Someone get that boy a chewin' stick at least.
                             
                            • Zosa

                              Zosa Cosmic Narwhal

                              a bass to the knee for ol' george who can't feel his legs is one i found kinda weird :rofl:


                              "because grandpa was cold an' yella'"
                               
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                              • Fuzzyman

                                Fuzzyman Scruffy Nerf-Herder

                                adding a cola is not unusual especially for things like pulled pork
                                 
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                                • TinySpaceFox

                                  TinySpaceFox Subatomic Cosmonaut

                                  Oldie but a goodie.

                                  Sure, Kent will be thankful... he'll be thankful to Dr. Harvey once he helps pull the quills out of his nose.

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                                  • Saraneth

                                    Saraneth Big Damn Hero

                                    I take more issue with Linus making stew. He doesn't exactly cook...
                                     
                                    • Bonabopn

                                      Bonabopn Fluffiest Squirrel

                                      he has a campfire though, you can cook on that. c:
                                       
                                      • Zosa

                                        Zosa Cosmic Narwhal

                                        a pot and some heat? totally can cook like that X''D heck, i can attest to it myself(good luck though not getting a smokey taste while you are still learning though)
                                         
                                        • Starbound Sailor Moon

                                          Starbound Sailor Moon Industrial Terraformer

                                          He also cooks a roast pig at one of the beach festivals! So he does know how to do outdoorsy cooking, which is much appraised by Maru for it's good smell.
                                           
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