Starbound Pun Fest!

We all have those nasty little puns were waiting to use, so here it is! Post all the puns you can muster up! I'll start this cheese fest off: How do Avians pick up women? With the help of their wing man of course! ;D

 

why did the Novakid have to drink a glass of water??

He was burning up

 

When an Apex makes Tea, he doesn't boil the water, he just leaves it Simian.
Why did the Avian inspector fail to catch the murderer? He couldn't find any Kluex.
What did the Tomato say to the Virorb? 'You go on a head, I'll ketchup'

 

What did the detective say when he found out their is a Hylotl murderer on the loose?

Something fishy is going on!

 

How did the hylotyl keep his prisoners bound? With silk Tiys

 

What is something you should never say to a Floran?

Bite me!

 

What did the movie director say to the Novakid? "Hey kid you look like you have the makings of a star!"

 

Why did the Avian win the contest? Because he had Talon-t!
Where do Florans get electricity? From the power plant!
What do you give a deaf Hylotyl? A Herring aid!

 

I see not many jokes have been made about the Apex...but that's good because they tend to get a little hairy.

 

What do you say when your phone's AI starts to get wacky? "I think my phone got Glitch-ed".

What did the short Avian tell the tall Avian on the convertible? "Duck!"

To a Novakid : Yo mamma is so fat , our solar system gravitates around her.

Two Avian walk into a bar . The third one ducks.

 

What did the judges say about the Hylotl blues singer???

They said he got SOLE!

 

i lolled so much when i saw this

 

What is a Floran's favourite song?

maneater

 

What's more rare than a dog with two heads?

a vegetarian Floran

 

To a Novakid : Yo mamma is so fat , red giants look like candle lights to her.

____________ Yo mamma is so skinny , that the sith though she was a lightsaber.

The first Novakid saw a light balloon above the second one and said "Did you have a idea?" , and the second one says "No , I just farted"

 

What did the Floran call the scared Avian? Chicken...

http://www.myinstants.com/instant/rimshot/

 

How does a Floran see a Avian as? Chicken nuggets .
and Hylotl? Sushi .

What is the usual thing the doctors say to a Novakid? "You got bad gas".

 

What did the Glitch say to the Human? PUBLIC ASSIMILATION. (Because Jokes are Stupid.)

 

I felt bound to go here.

 

Ahh yes the luring grasp of puns pull us all in friend!