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Starbound Pool Party!

Discussion in 'Starbound Discussion' started by Musetrigger, May 12, 2014.

  1. Musetrigger

    Musetrigger Hard-To-Destroy Reptile

    A pervy human tackles a female hylotl in the water and his excuse was, "I was drowning! I thought your were one of those... inflatable whales... I'm not saying your fat."

    Yeah. He ends up in the shower unconscious.
     
  2. Grimmli

    Grimmli Big Damn Hero

    An Agaran comes along and somebody has to clean up all the fungal remnants in the water with a net.

    In the meantime, everyone rushes along as a chef of questionable origin brings lemonade and cookies barbecue steak.
     
  3. A large group of kids crash the country club pool to the dismay of all the dues-paying members. One in an effort to scare the others releases a Payday bar into the pool. The first child to see it screams "doodie!" and everyone rushes out of the pool. Hilarity ensues... and I guess some Floreans were there, but they were pretending to be potted plants.
     
  4. Villhelm

    Villhelm Phantasmal Quasar

    There was also a very creepy Avian with binoculars
     
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  5. MysticMalevolence

    MysticMalevolence Oxygen Tank

    I feel that a creepy hylotl would be better, just because he would need trinoculars...
     
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  6. Kattanos

    Kattanos Pangalactic Porcupine

    Defensive. These are not binoculars. These are my built in ocular sensors... that I have two of.
    Apologetic. I am sorry and you were correct. I have been using binoculars.
    Distracted. Yes! You go, hylotl! Splash that floran! Get her soaking wet!
     
  7. Broconut

    Broconut Cosmic Narwhal

    A human puts a swimming pool in the swimming pool and shows off how rich he is because reasons.

    [​IMG]
     
    Last edited: May 14, 2014
  8. MysticMalevolence

    MysticMalevolence Oxygen Tank

    A novakid turning the pool into a hottub.
     
  9. Villhelm

    Villhelm Phantasmal Quasar

    [​IMG]
     
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  10. PseudoGold

    PseudoGold Pangalactic Porcupine

    The Glitch would just stand in terror as far away from the pool, eyeing it as if it were Robot Satan himself.
     
  11. Kattanos

    Kattanos Pangalactic Porcupine

    I had my drink in my hand about to take a sip when I saw this... I almost had to clean my TV and keyboard because of the potential spit take that would have ensued..
     
  12. Dynafols

    Dynafols Black Hole Surfer

    Derrick un-noticed in the background.
     
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  13. MysticMalevolence

    MysticMalevolence Oxygen Tank

    People diving not from a diving board, but an anchored avian pirate ship overhead.
     
  14. Musetrigger

    Musetrigger Hard-To-Destroy Reptile

    Meanwhile, in the showers, two human staff were busy reviving a Floran who had passed out from chlorine poisoning. The female human suggested to turn on the shower and humidify the air as the male human injected the patient with a stem that would hopefully help flush out the chlorine molecules. They warned his race of the harmful implications of the element on their cellular structure, but only a couple of them seemed to take them seriously. The rest were eager to jump in, it seemed.

    "Let's sit him up on the wall." the male said. The female agreed and helped prop the Floran up with the wall against his back. "We need to keep him breathing. Other than that, it's all up to the stem. Stupid cabbage head. At least he's giving us something to do, right?"

    "Personally," the female replied, "I'd rather treat a Glitch. At least they tend to thank us, aside from 'Cabbage Head'." She giggled, "That's a good one. Better not call him that when he's awake."

    The male rolled his eyes and scoffed. "No kidding."
     
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  15. Agent Banana

    Agent Banana Space Hobo

    I'd imagine there'd be a pretty sexy six-pack modded banana creature in the jacuzzi next to the pool. And perhaps a few humans trying to drown each other. Yeah, that'd be fun.
     
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  16. macodelo

    macodelo Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    This is awesome. Here is mine:

    A party crazed Glitch wanting to fit in so much, decides on the other side of the pool to perform a cannonball into the pool. Of course him being a robot and shocky shocky in the water, he should be shown in midair with a joyous look, while others beneath him in the pool have shocked eyes, jaws dropping, and all sharing a thought bubble of a simplified picture of electrocution. Of course, your main characters are oblivious to this in the other side of the pool.

    Otherwise, if this is too much, maybe a diverse group of friends hazing by pretending to push a scared Glitch into the pool?
     
  17. yclatious

    yclatious Guest

    A couple of Avians,just chilin by the bar,two Hylotls chating up about the Floran dude,with a mischevious look.

    A Apex spy casualy observing everyone while swiming,a Floran decides to Oribal Canonball the pool, bar now has free salad for everyone!(obviously Hylotls go right away!)

    A human,just checking out the avian and Hylotl chicks,a Glitch female just experementing her solar panel,turns out as a mean a grill cooker,and a Novakid decides to make a Luau with a local creature,tastes like Frog legs and toenails,Floran like it though!

    Im terrible at this...
     
  18. Sap-Singer

    Sap-Singer Orbital Explorer

    A novakid forgetting he has to breathe underwater.....

    Even though my character hates this: a hylotl putting salt water in the pool when the floran are getting in.....
     
  19. Villhelm

    Villhelm Phantasmal Quasar

    Floran arguing with Apex cook about how the barbecue should be raw, two Hylotl judging in the back round.

    Apex throws a banana skin, Glitch slips on sexy six-pack modded banana creature

    Miniknog agent casually installing spy camera in the mini-bar

    Avian complaining his rubber duck got stabbed, all the Florans start whistling

    A flock of birds approaching in the back round
     
  20. Grimmli

    Grimmli Big Damn Hero

    A Floran attempting to drown a Hylotl, not realizing that the Hylotl is an amphibian.
     

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