Starbound Pick Up lines!

From a Novakid:
"My mind just can't get past your matter."
"Just seeing you is nearly causing a plasma leak."

And of course, some drop-lines.
"Pretty sure you can't take the heat."
"You don't look like you could take a sunburn, let alone my burns."

 

"My mind's tellin me zer-OH!, but my BODY! MY BODY's tellin' me OOooNNEe!"

 

"I run a tight ship here, Mister. You'll do well to remember that better than you remembered your rank. Nothing's stopping me from setting off the fire sprinkler system."

And now for some more pickup lines.

Novakid:

"Remember me? Me neither. Let's start fresh."

 

Avian,

"Want to see my massive flock?"​

 

To Glitch Females: Is it hot in here, or did your internal fan system just crash?

To Hylotl Females: There are a lot of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd like to catch and mount back home.

To Floran Females: If you were a flower i'd pick you *looks at person* wait... you are one.

 

How do people even find threads this old?

 

To a floran female - "Hey sssexy" how bout you and me ssssplit the galaxy and cell divide.

Sorry. My chloroplast is hot for that novakid.

 

Glitch: Innuendo. Hey, why don't we go somewhere private and ... Exchange some data...:

 

Uh... I'm pretty sure that one is an actual Glitch villager quote, in-game.

 

Yeah, this thread is quite dusty, but after seeing it in my alerts I was given a chance to read it again.

It was a good idea.

 

Floran: " Floran hassss many thornssss to sssstab you with."

I'm outta here.

 

Glitch: "Brash. Let us pro-create."

 

Time for hilariously bad pickup lines:

Human: "Alien or not, I want to be with you."
Apex: "Not being with you drives me bananas."
Avian: "Why use a feather pillow when you can use my shoulder?"
Floran: "Floran won't eat lover. Floran share food with lover!"
Glitch: "Suggestive. If you're an engineer, I've got the right nuts for you."
Hylotl: "My third eye is always on you."
Novakid: "If I learn to play the piano, will you dance for me?"
Agaran: "FTOOM UMPH"

 

Avian
: I'm no rooster, but watch what this cock-a-do-to-you
: Girl, if you were a chicken you'd be impeccable

Hylotl
: Do you like Sea World, because your about to be in my splash zone
: I'm placing you on the endangered species list, because baby your one of a kind (also human)
: You're eyes are bluer than the ocean and baby, I'm all lost at sea.

Apex
: Girl, we can play zoo..and you can tame my monkey
: What time do you get of work, cause i feel an uprising in my lower class
: If i was an enzyme id be helicase, so i could unzip your genes
: Im an organ donor, need anything

Glitch
: Are you a 90 degree angle, cuz your looking right.
: Are you a carbon sample, cuz i want to date you (also apex)
: Baby you overclock my processor
: Baby if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT
:You know my battery is looking for you cuz you're so electrifying

Novakid
: Baby your like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere
: Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot
: Save a horse, ride a cowboy

Floran
: Do you work in a farmers market, cuz you're melons are fresh
: If its true ''we are what we eat'', i could be your boyfriend by morning
: I'd like to get between your legs and eat my way straight to your heart...
: Honey, you give new meaning to the definition of 'edible'
: I’m the flower, you’re the bee. Why don’t you suck the sweet pollen right out of me

Human
: Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus....
: Please help the homeless. Take me home with you...(also hylotl)

My work here is done

 

To female Avian.
"Girl, you make my heart soar."
That's it I'm done here.

 

Hylotl in Haiku:

As coral creep flows near,
My heart longs for the dark trenches.
Deep poetry brings the b**c*es

it's beaches

 

To Floran:

"How about I fly to your Moon"

 

Mind blown > 9000

 

Are you a tier 10 tundra planet with deadly animals? 'Cause you're killing me with those looks.

Are you poison water? 'Cause your looks are slowly killing me inside.

You can reach places I can never go, and you're always on my mind. You must be a matter manipulator, because nothing else matters.

You always activate my turret and make it rise, fall, and respond to you.

Mmmm, tell me baby, are you into 2 Hylotl, one Avian? Because a bird in the hand is worth 2 with the fish, if you get my drift.

Is that your robot-cock roosting, or are you just glad to see me?

My sweet Floran, I'm gonna take deflowering to a whole new level.

Kluex must've lost an angel, because I swear I thought I saw your wings, baby girl.

Floran, you make me hotter than a human slow-roasted on an exposed open fire for 24 hours until well done.

Hey Hylotl, took a dip in the pool? Or are you just happy to see me?

Apex, let's leave this town together and play some Ape Escape.

Mmm, baby, when I think about you, sweet Apex, my bananas bunch up in thought.

You and me, baby, yeah, we're nothing but mammals, so let's do it like they do on the discovery channel.

 

You're nova, kid.