Starbound Pick Up lines!

To a human:

your flesh is good

 

Glitch:
"Your motherboard seems to be losing a part, and I think it may be me."
"Wow, your processor is massive!"
"I wish I had optics like yours."

Avian:
"I though I was in heaven(or avian equivalent), but then I saw you didn't have wings."
"I see that Kluex put a large amount of effort into creating you."
"Your feathers look like those of Kluex himself."

Novakid:
"Wow, you're so uh... what was I going to say? Damn it."

Apex:
"I'd give up bananas for you."

 

I'm pretty sure the avian heaven is called the aether

 

Hylotl:

"The ocean wouldn't be as beautiful if it didn't have you in it."
"I guess I don't need to plunder anymore sunken ships because I've already found my treasure."
"You are soaking wet. Want to use me as a towel?"
"I'd like to try your sashimi!"

 

Hylotl:
You're the only fish in the sea for me.
You're making me so hot I just might fry myself.
Fish on a stick... its big, I guarantee!
Wanna visit the spawning pool? (Reply: Is it a 6 pool?)
Glubby Glub Glub~
I'd take a hook for you any day.
I'd take you raw.
I won't beat you like a man with a Fedora, I promise.
Wanna "hook" up?
We can be a school of two.
I got a fish eye for you.

And for a bro fish talking with a bro fish.
-My girlfriend just broke up with me.
- Don't worry man, there's more fish in the sea

 

Do you like fishsticks? Yes? Water What are you, some kind of gay fish?

Wait, no. That's not right at all.

 

Lol... I'm weird, getting the reference. xD

 

This is my favorite thread.

I just thought you all should know that.

 

Let me try. This is for all the Novakids out there.

"You're so hot, I'm literally plasma."

Thank you, thank you. I'll be here all week.

 

Thank you, sir.

 

Storage*
gotta make it right

 

To a Floran Female.
"Wowzers, you using Miracle Gro, or are those bulbs all natural?"

 

A traditional novakid poem
roses are red
poems are boring
i'm going to do something else now

 

For the glitch with your heart in their circuits: Do you want the ?


This is a +18 thread right?

 

Glitch: I want to plug my power cord in your outlet.
Human to floran: would you let me harvest your melons.

 

I'm not so sure...
It seems pretty hard for starbound devs to get a Date

 

To a male glitch: "Hey, need an oil change~?"

 

For a Floran: "Owwwww baby! You makin' me so thorny!"

 

Human to Glitch: "Don't worry, my [You Know What] is augmented."
(Is that too vulgar?)

 

As of now I don't have anything to add to this thread, but, I must say this is one of my favorite threads.