Starbound Haiku!

Just made a post on another thread which lead me to writing a Haiku so i thought up some more.Lets see what you got people!

Starbound Blocks of Joy
Rocks Crumble to Larger Rocks
My House is No More

Robotic Table
Watch it Make Other Robots
Evil by Design

Fear my Rainbow Cape
Watch Sparkles Fall From my Neck
Please Add Hood Effect

Where is My Home World
Reconstructed on Table
Sad is my Robot

 

When Is The Next Patch?
Who Knows? Alas, When It Comes..
We Go Apex Sh!t.

 

Please Fix Meteors
Annoying They Have Become
Also I Heart Boobs

 

I Like Meteors
Mother Nature's Turds Come Down
Brown Paint For Your House

 

Glass Holds in Lava
Didn't Mean to Click on It
Friends Laugh as I Burn

 

So Called Guards Around
They Have Big Swords and Armor
Tiny Bird Owns Them

 

I suck at haikus
hulla badulla slasldasdlsdlasdlasldaldlas
goat

 

This Haiku Is Bad
Wait, What the- I Don't Even...
Baaaa, Bleee-aaat, Oooorgle!

 

I like space hobos
they make me feel good inside
I dont wanna die

 

Hey I Just Noticed
Thread Was Moved to Fan Fiction
No Exposure Here

 

These Are Not Fiction
Dreams of Epic Thread Dwindle
Mention This to Friends

 

True Detective Rocks
Pepsi is Better Than Coke
Think I'm Off my Meds

 

Haiku's Get No Love
Being In This No Mans Land
Move to General

 

Back Home. Work Was Hard.
Kicking My Boss In The Teeth,
Dream Of This, I Want.

 

i go peeing
sea of pee in bowl
all over floor

 

haiku's a lot
those stars, space many
much wow, such doge

 

Great, forest planet
Oh, a giant meteor
Let's find a new home

 

Boy, I like language!
Doesn't matter which topic,
Beauty is waiting.

 

First one from the hylotl NPC topic

Dumbest plant i found
Smells of old grapes and bad fuel
Should shower in fire

Let one tell you this
Its Abortions for cats my friend
Cat abortions i say

 

The Last Two Haikus
Were Not Haikus At All. Nope
One Less Syllable