(spoilers) What happens to shane when jojamart closes down?

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Wedun, Mar 9, 2016.

  1. Wedun

    Wedun Space Hobo

    When you get to the point in the story that Jojamart closes down, what happens to shane? they were his employer.

    I feel kinda bad because I have the highest heart level with him out of anyone in town and I hope he gets a job somewhere else.
     
    • Afterscore

      Afterscore Weight of the Sky

      He becomes a raging alcoholic, hitting up the Saloon most days.
       
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      • Skydruid

        Skydruid Aquatic Astronaut

        Shane and Linus clearly both need to be employed on your farm.
         
        • Wedun

          Wedun Space Hobo

          It would be better if Pierre would hire him. perhaps part time on wednesdays.
           
          • Afterscore

            Afterscore Weight of the Sky

            You think Pierre is going to hire someone and have to give them a living wage? He's busy rolling the mad money he makes from being the only source of your seeds.
             
            • Sevidra

              Sevidra Existential Complex

              Shane should come be the 'farmboy' on the farm - he can do the heavy lifting and stocking and muck out the stalls (not that our chickens, goats, sheep, or cows ever poop for some reason... o.0 ). Either that, or all his experience with the Joja Mart should convince him to open up a competing store against Pierre - he can undercut by like 5g and make a mint, since players will gladly save that tiny extra bit of gold every time! :D
               
              • Lanx12

                Lanx12 Ketchup Robot

                Hmm I like that Farmboy idea mwhaha...Then again Personally I think he should open up his own chicken farm as a way to rivial us good hard working honest farmers :p
                 
                • Godot

                  Godot Big Damn Hero

                  I hope so, that Pierre makes lots of money ...
                  after all I married his daughter ...
                  and when Pierre one day finally retires, Abby and myself will form a great business empire ... with myself having the monopoly for the production of agricultural goods in the region ... and Abby the monopoly for their sale
                   
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                  • Sevidra

                    Sevidra Existential Complex

                    *chuckles* Godot... still waiting....
                     
                    • Lanx12

                      Lanx12 Ketchup Robot

                      Pssh Be like me and just monoplized the region with an army of
                      Seed makers
                      and then become the one suppling his store with your -coughs- product X3 ... That'll teach him to charge me for "Quailty" Seeds...X3
                       
                      • Afterscore

                        Afterscore Weight of the Sky

                        You have become that which you once despised.

                        You are become Joja Mart.
                         
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                        • Lanx12

                          Lanx12 Ketchup Robot

                          Join us and thrive ! We at Lanx Co. Believe in a better cheaper cleaner future for our farming community.
                           
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                          • Deleth

                            Deleth Space Penguin Leader

                            I kinda figured Shane would be employed in the Community Center in one way or another, sadly he wasn't. Neither can I hire him for anything, sad. :(
                             
                            • Witness

                              Witness Giant Laser Beams

                              He turns to drugs and alcohol, his faith in humanity gone. He now knows that even this hardworking, friendly farmer that came into town (the player) is just another selfish person, bound by simplistic black and white morality and in championing supposedly "good" choice of rebuilding community center showing no regard for poor laid off Jojo employees - sad people, despairing and ashamed that they betrayed the trust of their close ones and now unable to support them.

                              Hope you're proud of yourself.

                              More seriously now: nothing happens, probably it wasn't thought through. Though I would like more plot developments and endgames than just "choose and commit yourself to one of the two options".

                              Edit: typos and crap due to late hour.
                               
                                Last edited: Mar 10, 2016
                              • Lanx12

                                Lanx12 Ketchup Robot

                                Yes Yes I am. Very proud of what I did.
                                 
                                • Witness

                                  Witness Giant Laser Beams

                                  Good. Thank you for playing Stardew Valley: Soul-Shattering Corporate Unemployment Edition.
                                   
                                  • Lanx12

                                    Lanx12 Ketchup Robot

                                    Thank you and have a nice day remeber Join us and thrive !
                                     
                                    • Ghostly Fox

                                      Ghostly Fox Heliosphere

                                      Shane spends most of his time at the Saloon pre-destruction of Joja Mart. After you kick Joja mart out, it's more hanging out there because it's not like he has anything else to do other than take care of the chickens on Marnie's ranch. (Yet another reason I want to be able to marry him. even the current bland as hell married life would be an improvement for him, regardless of the state of Joja Mart.)
                                       
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                                      • Iffydust

                                        Iffydust Starship Captain

                                        Yea and he has no loveintrest before you come to this hellhole of infidelity
                                         
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