SPACEMALL is the Hchnoskvlobt Quadrant's hottest destination for fun shopping and friends! SPACEMALL carries only the finest brands from the galaxy's leading retailers, like: The Searsian Merchant Collective MACY'S DELTA 9 Walmartian's Targ'Et And many more! Also enjoy the convenience of our wide variety of services, entertainment venues, and Arfblorian plasmoid mucus dispensaries. Feeling hungry? Stop by our food court, where you can have your fill of a smorgasboard of foods and non-food energy-based replenishment substances, all served fast and tasty! All at prices that won't leave a dent in your, alien slimedollar storage flaps! SPACEMALL is also a galactically registered wildlife preserve, one of the last few remaining natural habitats of the elusive Adolescentus Loiterius, colloquially known as "the teenager", who can be found milling about the halls of SPACEMALL staring at their shoes and congregating where they will optimally impede foot traffic. SPACEMALL is open for business on all statutory holidays (11am to 6pm) with the exception of Space Christmas and Space Labor Day. Find us off exit GLORB of INTERGALACTIC BYPASS EPSILON, and LET THE FUN BEGIN!
LMAO!!!! This sounds cool :O Wonder if you can sign up and get some pixels per hour. That would be awesome
You could have all kinds of fun with a Space Mall. Here are a couple of suggestions for random events: Stampede! - A sale is suddenly announced, resulting in a swarm of crazed shoppers flooding into the mall. Players will have to dodge the crowds to avoid being trampled! Skilled players can jump from head to head to stay above the rush. Using weapons will attract a swarm of mall security guards, so avoiding the crowds is preferable (or you can punch people out of the way). On the plus side, if a player manages to safely get into a shop, the prices will have been significantly reduced. BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! - An item you just purchased has not been de-tagged properly, so as you try to leave the store, an alarm goes off and several armed and over-zealous security guards start chasing you. Fighting them will land you in deeper trouble, but if you can avoid them for a minute or two, the shopkeeper will finally manage to call them off. And now a word from our sponsors: Glagnar's Human Rinds! It's a buncha-muncha-cruncha humans!
I think it would be pretty awesome for there to be an intergalactic trading hub where players could not only buy from npcs but also sell their weapons in their own little shop.
