Discussion in 'Corporations Archive' started by Arcadiax, Apr 26, 2013.

  1. Arcadiax

    Arcadiax Guest

    Space Truckers is an independent gathering corporation which delivers your goods, FOR YOU!​
    At a minimal fee, we will deliver your goods from point A to point Z in no time, is your point Z inside the decaying ruins of the galatafractical quadrant at the end of the universe? NO PROBLEM! Space truckers employs state of the art spectral wave technology to reach any destination in the blink of an eye!​
    This process is painful and causes massive distress and pain to anyone using it, so please don't send any live cargo, if you do, we can't be held responsible for any death, or worse... BUT WHO CARES, SPACE TRUCKERS!​
    Space Truckers is an independently run corporation, which means as soon as you buy your truck, YOU'RE OFF BUD! Travelling the stars, meeting people, delivering questionable goods to seedy off-planet reservations, IT'S ALL WAITING! Post below to join, we'll give you a van and send you on your way!​
    Arkal, Marketh
  2. Arkal

    Arkal Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    God I want to join.
  3. BlueMendari

    BlueMendari Void-Bound Voyager

    Oohhh crap I am somewhat responsible for this. ._.
  4. Marketh

    Marketh Former Staff

    Give me a mother trucking SPACE TRUCK!
    Debilitating pain? WHO CARES, SPACE TRUCKERS!
  5. Steam Pirate

    Steam Pirate Space Kumquat

    Spiretruck will like these Space Trucks. I think I'll get you a new member.
  6. Arcadiax

    Arcadiax Guest

    Steam Pirate likes this.
  7. PurelyApplied

    PurelyApplied Void-Bound Voyager

    Please tell me you've played Galaxy Trucker. Because I love that game, and by corollary, I love this.
  8. SivCorp

    SivCorp Parsec Taste Tester

    SivCorp is interested in this type of delivery system...

    I will take 2 trucks. Do you have a protection clause? I would like to study one of them to try and perfect it's spectral wave technology, for we would like to enlarge the trucks to possibly transport buildings. Our current space/time warp fold device consumes far too much power.
  9. Opirian

    Opirian Subatomic Cosmonaut

    ((please provide a clearly defined code of ethics))
  10. FixelPixel

    FixelPixel Pangalactic Porcupine

    i want to join SPACE TRUCKERS! I like turtles.
  11. Arcadiax

    Arcadiax Guest

    ((This is pretty much a joke thread made for someone in the irc, I was just going to leave it to die, but i'll delete it if you want))
  12. Spire

    Spire Phantasmal Quasar

    Steam Pirate likes this.
  13. Bass Glitch

    Bass Glitch Void-Bound Voyager

    I wish to join the space trucker empire!

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