So what do you suppose the next patch'll be called?

Yeah!

 

Going on that same premises...

Static Koala

or

Stationary Koala

 

Koala Koala

 

Eh.. I'm over it Koala.

 

Extinct Koala

 

Hakuna Koala. It means no character wipes, for the rest of your days.

 

LIVID Koala

 

Tactical Koala

 

Reignited Koala (Kinda cause of the wipe)

or maybe

Enhanced Koala / Augmented Koala (Due to many good changes)

 

rabid koala

 

wait...isn't the "last" character wipe they mentioned supposed to be the end to all wipes which means we enter stage 2?

If we enter stage 2, will we still be using koalas? xD

 

No we will be still be in stage 1.

 

Not exactly... Just means ease of character loss from this point on. After all there probably are many other things intended to add before stage 2, like finishing the rest of the tiers... and then changing the tier system, as it is now is not the way it is going to be in the final, or something along those lines. Interested to know what will be changed and such.

Onto another idea:

Happy Ears.

 

ah, my bad then

I assumed it would be because stage 2 mentions nothing about character wipes xD

well still nice to know I won't be losing my character (hopefully) lol

on that note

OT: Apocalyptic Koala

 

Backwards Koala

Because characters and ships will now be backwards compatible..

 

Livid Koala

 

Koala Mk.II

 

Compatible Koala

 

Regretful Koala.

Because Koala lashed out in anger and realized its actions were wrong.
Then Koala will go through more emotional stages

Sad Koala
Reticent Koala
Apologetic Koala
Forgiven Koala
Happy Koala
Joyful Koala
Ecstatic Koala
Euphoric Koala
Hyper Koala
Manic Koala -------- } These two may switch back
Depressed Koala -} and forth several times
Diagnosed Koala
Medicated Koala
Mellow Koala
Balanced Koala
Official Release

 

Insane Koala