So umm... let's talk about something else?

So, the update is coming yippity-do-da-yayz! There's heck of a lot discussion going on about it.

But let's talking about something different... something Starbound related that doesn't involve the patch.

I'm not the most creative person but what if you took all the Starbound races and compiled them into a classroom/typical office space?

Idk, any type of 'normal earthly' situation where all the races are sitting together in one room.
Give a little story or just explain it. No need to be super detailed unless you want to.
I honestly cannot think of anything right...

 

Human: Hey Bartholomew, how are those reports coming along? I need them before the presentation at three.

Apex (Bartholomew): Sorry mate, a bit swamped at the moment but I'll have 'em soon.

Human: Dammit Bartholomew, I'm getting tired of this monkey business!

There is an uncomfortable silence in the entire office.

Bartholomew: Oi, whaddya say to me?

Human: Look I didn't mean-

Bartholomew: I'LL BASH YA MADDAFOOKIN' 'EAD IN, SWEAR ON ME MUM

okay maybe not

 

The Floran would stab everyone but the Glitch and they would live happily ever after together and have horrifying plantbot children.

 

Sssss Hello Peter... I noticcced your TPSSSSS report didn't have a cover ssssheet on it... Didja get the memo?

 

Florans will be the Bullies/Jerk Bosses without a doubt.

 

Human: Where are those baby tentacle creatures I ordered that could kill everybody. They should have been here Wednesday.

Apex: Big ape found your requisition to be questionable. The delivery was cancelled.

Glitch: [Query] Didn't you order them on Wednesday?

Floran: Floran sssstabbed delivery human. Floran also sssstabbed annoying fleshy creatures in box he had.

Avian: *Eating sandwich*

Hylottl: *Dead by Floran*

Novakid: What were we talking about again?

 

Really Assertive? Should've gone with "Have you sssseen my sssstapler?"

 

Hylotl: Dead with a pen in his brain for insulting the Floran's tiny potted plant that she keeps on her desk because he thought it wasn't as refined as his bonsai tree.
Floran: Flirting with the Glitch while sharpening her pencils.
Glitch: Trying to suppress the urge to sing folk songs and remove the fridge magnet someone stuck on him.
Human: Stuck in his own peanut butter trap.
Apex: Steadily working out of fear that there's a video camera behind all the clocks.
Avian: Clicking her pen absentmindedly as she stares at the clouds in the window.
Novakid: Trying to remember if he was here because he worked here or if he was just the delivery guy who had to use the bathroom.

 

How about a school version!
Human: Playing hookey. Will likely use the 'my home planet was eaten by tentacles and I'm sad about it' excuse to get out of trouble.
Floran: Detention, considering transfer to school for juvenile delinquents.
Apex: Gets straight A's, doesn't talk to anyone. Secretly fears the teachers have a way of seeing and hearing everything every student does.
Hylotl: Trying to form a 'morality club', despite nobody wanting to join. Not the best grades, but pretty much guaranteed to ride to college on parents' funds.
Novakid: Attending remedial classes due to poor grades. That, or totally zombied out on downers to 'help him focus'.
Avian: In with that group of kids who try -way- too hard to make sure everyone knows they're an atheist. Secretly hopes nobody notices how well he'd fit in with the next group.
The massive horde of modded-in furry races: The cheerleading team. Some of them really are as vapid as they look on the outside, but a lot of them could get along a lot better, both in class and with other students, if they didn't focus so hard on their identity as a cheerleader(/furry), and, instead, built themselves up as a -person- who just happens to -be- a cheerleader(/furry).

 

1st day of school.

Floran: oh neat its lunch time already. . . Time to eat my new found friends.