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So. All the shop keepers are naked.

Discussion in 'Starbound Discussion' started by Ironangel2k2, Dec 11, 2013.

  1. Ironangel2k2

    Ironangel2k2 Big Damn Hero

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    I'm not sure how I feel about this.

    The woman on the right is not helping either.

    They also aren't selling anything in their inventories. But they want me to buy something from them.

    What kind of market is this!?
     
  2. Elate

    Elate Spaceman Spiff

    Red light market. I can't see the image for some reason, but sounds like a good time to me. Maybe you could become an intergalactic pimp?
     
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  3. Ironangel2k2

    Ironangel2k2 Big Damn Hero

    Fixed it.

    Or I thought I did.
     
  4. Black--snow

    Black--snow Cosmic Narwhal

    The lady on the right is hilarious!

    If it were a glitch I'm almost certain the sentence would have started with "Innuendo"! :D
     
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  5. Zallen

    Zallen Industrial Terraformer

    Hmm, this does give you the perfect opportunity to test if they really do taste like chicken though. Could either end well or very very poorly since you're a floran.
     
  6. Elate

    Elate Spaceman Spiff

    Ah it's a firefox thing, I opened the page with chrome and.. Well.. Those are some fine..Birds.. -Cough.-
     
  7. Geomexis

    Geomexis Big Damn Hero

    Hey! How'd you find my Avian's special market?!
    It took a lot of fake promises from Kluex to get them there, don't be messing up my business.
     
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  8. Laecerelius

    Laecerelius Sandwich Man

    Hahaha. I had the same thing happen to me at an Avian market, though some were clothed and had things to sell.
     
  9. Ironangel2k2

    Ironangel2k2 Big Damn Hero

    Everything tastes like chicken to Florans.
     
  10. SlowShootinPete

    SlowShootinPete Void-Bound Voyager

    Ahahahaha oh wow

    Relevant:



    Time to get ready for that M rating
     
  11. Incendiary

    Incendiary Ketchup Robot

    Nah, just birds.
     
  12. Harley Jones

    Harley Jones Tentacle Wrangler

  13. blejd

    blejd Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    well, bunch of naked women and one of em says "anything u like" oh wait.
     
  14. Ironangel2k2

    Ironangel2k2 Big Damn Hero

    Thats it. They're taunting me now. I know they are moving their tail feathers like that on purpose.

    I"M GOING IN, ACORNS DEEP

    WISH ME LUCK
     
  15. Introbulus

    Introbulus Space Hobo

    Am I the only one who wishes that this wasn't just a glitch?
     

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