SLCFR: Frankenstein Chicken

Now, now. You still have CoroCoro in a few days. If that also flops, then... well, been nice knowing ya. :U

 

Hi, Dragonith. I'm the local Stunfisk around here. Mess with these guys, and I'll shock ya. Wanna know why?

CUZ HERE THERE BE MONSTERS.

anyway

A little birdy named Epicface told me that there was a Pokemon RP goin' on somewhere. So I'm here to do things. Right? Right.

 

/r/pokemon's thoughts on the "sneak peak footage":

 

Haha, that was all a ploy! I was never gonna go to Russia. Now I'll just go cancel that flight I booked as a ruse, and I suppose I can get rid of those Russian IDs I spent a fortune on obtaining so quickly. I'll also have to tell that lovely Russian family willing to take me in that uh... I was just using them to cover my tracks. Thank you, Mr. and Mrs. Bazanov, I'll never forget your kindness.

And I guess you've mad enough posts to be an Active Member now. Feel free to drop your torch and pitch fork to start celebrating this momentous occasion.

 

Did someone say Stunfisk? I heard Stunfisk.

http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=258639032

 

Thankfully, I'm a fan of the derp pancake whoopee cushion.

 

I'm gonna laugh my ass off of OR/AS gives Stunfisk a Mega Evolution... & it actually makes him worse!

Oh, & in my maintaining my role of KS's Arch Nemesis, KS is still goin to Russia & he's just tryin to sucker ya'all with that evidence that he's cancelled his trip to there with a Zoroark Decoy Illusioning as him & headed away from Russia. Ya'all oughta know him better than that... he wouldn't just waste all that money... he's a BureaucratCommisioner. My Ninjask, Sakura, is about to get a bead on KS in Russia right now... ... wait a minute... got him, Pic!



Go get... wait a minute, something's not right... *Gasp* That's not KS! 2 Decoys! Then where's the real KS!!? Well played KS... well played.

 

Hah, Tyrax, imagine my surprise!

You've managed to find 2 of my decoys! I am the real KS! MUAHAHAHAHAHA

Russia is nice, though. I'm guessing. But wait...

I'M ANOTHER DECOY! You'll never find the real KS! Neevvveeeerrr!

Oh wait, sorry. I'm getting a call.

(Yeah, boss? No, I know. I mean... gah, whatever. He's thrown off your trail. I've fooled him. No way he'll be able to find your secret hiding place in Australia. What do you mean, I shouldn't have said that? Wait, what? I'm... I'm fired? NO YOU CAN'T DO THA-) *disappears*

 

Everyone's talking about Russia, and here I am never ever going there.
They kinda adopted a we-don't-serve-your-kind-here attitude towards, well my kind.
They're like the Chick-fil-a of countries.

 

KS must have purposely went there so you wouldn't follow him...

 

Shit, you're right! He knows I can't pursue!

 

Shooshy used Pursuit.
But it failed!

 

Russia's ability (Homophobic Policy) prevents Shooshy from attacking!

 

Well... CoroCoro got nothing either. Better start running @Killer Snowman lol.

 

I saw this picture and I had no idea what it means but I'm 87% sure it'll please you guys.

 

*Kyogre uses Ice Beam on Rayquaza. It's Double Super Effective! Rayquaza gets put on permanent Deep Freeze & can't do his job of countering Mr. Weather Poke Kyogre like he's supposed to anymore! Groudon bows his head down in shame cause he can't do the same & he actually... oh wait, he can throw Rocks at him ftw too, even if it's not quite as accurate or damaging on Rayquaza as an Ice Beam. *

 

Water Pokes learn Ice Attacks so easily for so many of them that it would be outrageous for Kyogre not to.

 

So, I can explain why there haven't been any progress reports... I blame the video games. My friend roped me into playing Phantasy Star Online 2 and now I can't stop. It's such a good MMO! If only SEGA would release stateside... QQ

 

Know how ya feel. Gentle roped me into this Facebook MMO called Marvel: Avengers Alliance, & it's got me hooked. Speaking of which, if any of ya are on Facebook, ya might wanna give this game a try, & if ya like it, ya can Ally with Gentle & I.

 

No biggy. As far as I know, I should still be good to go with this whenever it's ready.

Gave up Facebook a long time ago. I took a look at the game and the premise is kind of cool, but I was never one for the games on Facebook when I had it.

NEWS
That's right, this is not news about me. It obviously won't be nearly as interesting, but it's still worth sharing. Big Brother Smogon has recently started up the NU tier, and Showdown has the ladder set up. Obviously, I have 2 NU teams all ready to go and I'm up for an NU battle if anyone is interested.

By the way Axe, Swellow is NU... MWAHAHAHAHAHA!