SLCFR: Frankenstein Chicken

THIS is the kind of Slurpuff fan art I've been hoping for... I haven't squealed with such glee since I was a young schoolgirl at a Backstreet Boys concert. Where did you find this?

Also, welcome back.

You too, though you don't have any Slurpuff fan art for me. I'm sure you'll find some way to impress me equally or greater than Shooshy has...

 

It was made by @Dragonith, my master boss friend. The image is a link to his deviantart.

 

So what you're saying is that if I had just clicked the image I would have answered my own question? Pfffft, how am I supposed to know that an image is clickable? Should I just go clicking all willy-nilly all over the screen in hopes of finding links? Or wait, let me guess, I could hover my mouse cursor over the picture and because the cursor is context sensitive it will indicate to me that it is a... oh.

I'll be sure to send this individual my regards.

 

Also welcome back lol. Was wondering where ya vanished off to.
Thought Astro killed ya for a second...

 

I vanished to the land of "Computer problems". Currently residing in "Chrome for mobile" until "Working computer" is an option again.

 

Wait, is that a thing? It's not like I have a problem with clan members being psycopaths or anything because we're far from picky here. I do however, need to know so I can account for it. I've already got a guy who's dedicated his life to conspiring against me, so it would be great to know if I should also account for a member who threatens to dismember.

Extreme Speed, my friend. This site is somewhat mobile friendly, but I know it's far from ideal. I'm honestly shocked you're using your font colour on mobile, because I know that's a pain in the behind. Unless of course I don't know of an easy way of doing that. It honestly wouldn't shock me at this point.

 

Nah, don't worry. Astro's harmless (mostly). It's just a recurring joke I tend to make with them.
He's also under my leash like Shooshy here, so rest easy.
Better yet, why are you worried? Aren't you a Killer Snowman? Just shank the Floran and be done with it lol. Ah, and congrats on making 100 pages.

 

Oh, hey Dragonith. Totally not stalking you or anything.

Anyways, I know I'm not part of the clan, but can I share some Pokémon Showdown replays with you guys?

 

Actually, it's easier to select the color from the table, then type a message. Doesn't work if you quote something afterward though.

 

It's the name Mama Snowman gave me, and in no way indicates my behaviour. You don't see Gwyneth Paltrow's kid Apple being made into a fruit salad do ya? Or her kid Moses parting bodies of water like it's some cheap party trick? Now that I think about it, Mama Snowman may have watched a little too much ET...

You'll have to pay a toll. Typically this is done by telling me how beautiful I look today. I won't accept anything less than "ravishing".

 

Killer Snowman, the crystalized snowflakes that your very being is composed of, they shimmer brilliantly in the moonlight as you stand over your most recent, unfortunate victim, his crimson blood dripping from only the finest knife in the entire, frosted, forest, in which you have decided to hunt in this night.

That good?

 

It'll have to do. Feel free to post your pwnage of the various n00bs on Showdown. The only request is that they are in a spoiler because I said so.

 

It's Darthkitten's first LC match! How will he fare? Will he win, or will it be back to the drawing board for him?!
Darthkitten = Drachenfeuer
http://pokemonshowdown.com/replay/lc-92593775

Things are getting close for our hero Darthkitten.
Will he be able to make it out of this battle alive, or will the furious Apom take him down?!
Darthkitten = Idk dont hurtme
http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/lc-111234014

It's Darthkitten's finest moment! Watch as Apollo ignites himself on fire and take down over half of the evil Koga's army!
Darthkitten = Idk dont hurtme
http://pokemonshowdown.com/replay/lc-111238037

In this episode, Darthkitten is plowing through his foes like a burned Honedge through Miltank butter!
However, his opponent has a powerful ace up his sleeve.
Darthkitten = Plantinthecorner
http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/randombattle-109712657

In what may be the most spectacular opening to a fight ever, Darthkitten takes down a legend with an unlikely bird!
But will his flawless victory be short lived? Or will he endure a long and painful battle, only to escape by the skin of his teeth?
Darthkitten = Plantinthecorner
http://pokemonshowdown.com/replay/randombattle-109719071

It's been failure after failure in Darthkitten's attempt to defeat Dragonith, the dark lord... However, this time, he may just... Win.
Darthkitten = Drachenfeuer
http://pokemonshowdown.com/replay/ubers-48811251

Little Cup pastebin, for critique and use!
http://pastebin.com/e091ndeb

 

Shut up, Adachi.

 

You never ever let the Regigigas have time to wait out Slow Start. That thing eats gods for breakfast. Okay, more like early supper. He probably wakes up at four in the afternoon.

But seriously, given time, Regigigas is so much fun to stomp people with

Side note: since when does Mewtwo have a higher base stat total than Holy Arceus Himself? I'm guessing one of his Mega Forms earned him that title, but jeeeez.

 

The hunt for Mr. Dragonith's love is a dramatic one. But I am sure that after all we've been through, he must truly care about -

...
Nevermind.

 

Someone called?

 

Woohoo! Some of our prior members have returned!

 

I was never gone.
Hue