SecuriTech Industries, "You may need us more than you think!"TM

Discussion in 'Corporations Archive' started by stuman94, Apr 27, 2013.

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Do You Need SecuriTech Industries Protecting Your Back?

  1. Yes!

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  2. Of Course!

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  3. Definitely!

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  4. I Wouldn't Trust Anyone Else!

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  1. stuman94

    stuman94 Tentacle Wrangler

    HELLO CUSTOMERS!
    Welcome to SecuriTech Industries,
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    Here for all your security needs!
    Are you in any of the following situations?
    • Owe Floran pirates a ton of money?
    • Regret your decision to marry a Apex?
    • Lose your keys on an ALIEN planet?
    • Destroy a Federation star ship?
    • Bankrupt?
    • Wanting genuine insurance on your trading supplies?
    WELL LOOK NO FURTHER!

    We have QUALITY security forces at our disposal ready to be deployed for whatever reason you have!
    Lose a bet?
    Want to feel safer than all your friends?
    We know you want the BIGGEST ships behind your back when you're facing off against your foes!
    So register below to receive your
    FREE
    brochure outlining our strict training regimen!
    SecuriTech Ind. has provided quality service to billions of customers
    even before the destruction of earth! Many of the survivors escaped
    sure death aboard our patented Armageddon pods! Buy yours today!
    think your ship is safe from pirates, space fever, and asphyxia?
    THINK AGAIN!
    You may need us more than you think!
    (SecuriTech Ind. is NOT responsible for any bodily injury or loss of property that may occur in conjunction with our services. Any Loss of life, limb, or sanity cannot be blamed on our company, by signing our contract you agree to these statements and all other stated in the contract.)
    CopyRight,TM.
     
  2. Opirian

    Opirian Subatomic Cosmonaut

    ((Added to list but please provide more defining information such as history))
     
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  3. stuman94

    stuman94 Tentacle Wrangler

    ((Will do Opirian, thank you for the update.))
     
  4. AlphaMongoose

    AlphaMongoose Ketchup Robot

    I regret my decision to marry an Apex, and I am an Apex.
     
  5. stuman94

    stuman94 Tentacle Wrangler

    We can provide discrete protection services, and eliminate any and every threat to our clients safety!
     
    AlphaMongoose likes this.

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