Secret Workaround To Circumvent Pixel Penalty On Death

After a lengthy experimentation period, I have figured out that a design oversight in the coding of the game allows a player to preserve their pixels from being gobbled up by the death penalty. This method works 100% of the time, from my calculations, and, infact, will never be patched out. Do you want to know? Well, I've written down a detailed guide with instructions on how to do it. Starting off it's a bit tricky, but once you get it down you'll be piling up the pixels! Happy hunting!

Guide:
http://pastebin.com/xAhV1LmJ

 

This was really helpful, I bum rushed a level 30 planet and still had all my pixels to buy guns on the airship thanks man. 10/10 would recommend.

 

I was expecting 'don't die'.

 

Glad it helped you

 

I wasn't expecting that. Well written.

 

I'm just gonna sit here and smile a bit, did actually not expect that.

 

This really has to be fixed, that's so cheap.

 

Yes, but my method works in many more cases, and isn't even considered cheating. It'll always work, even in multiplayer, and others might even begin to respect you more once you start adopting my method

 

I love this thread.

 

Thats awesome you're doing gods work.

 

How to win every competitive gaming tournament: Don't get hit.

 

I have taken this advice into consideration but I will refuse to apply it. Look forward to me complaining in threads in the near future about difficulty, speed of mining, and/or pixels.

 

While I understand the need to make jokes and things of that nature (good one by the way. ) I also have to follow through with my mod duties.

Technically, the thread is a 'bait and switch' and may mislead people to coming to view it. Therefore it is being locked. Sorry.