Seal Tech.

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Would you like to join Seal Tech.?

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  2. no

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  3. I like Seals :|

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  1. gamerseal

    gamerseal Subatomic Cosmonaut

    Information will revealed as Seal Tech. grows.

    Here at Seal tech we focus on creating new creatures to sell across the galaxy. By altering genetic coding in creatures and other ways that can't be mentioned, we try to create the ultimate creature.

    If you have the money we will sell our "products" to you. If your looking for a beast of mass destruction or a simple pet we've got it. We even take up work to make a certain creature that you want that we don't have.

    Jobs

    Look for a job at Seal Tech.? then read bellow.
    1. guinea pig
    requirements: The ability to poke ferocious beasts with sticks, and able to keep your yap shut.
    what you do: poke creatures through "bullet" proof glass, and other means of testing with other means of annoyance.
    benefits: none.
    payment: 20$ a hour
    risks: maiming, exploding, lung loss, eaten, death by chocolate, human shield, bullet to head, ear loss, and about 100 different risks read employee manual for more.

    2. scientist
    requirements: ability to operate a computer and follow instructions
    what you do: switch up DNA and get different breeds of creatures to mate using certain methods that can't be said here.
    benefits: little to no chance of death no job
    payment: 30$ hour
    risks: Italian mafia hunting you down and killing you for losing the company millions.

    3. creature transporter
    requirements: ability to drive a space ship and fight off space pirates
    what you do: transport dangerous or harmless creatures
    benefits: vacation days
    payment: depends of delivery
    risks: lets just say its more than any other job

    4."stalker"
    requirements: ability to take "care" of those who have a big mouth
    what you do: see requirements
    benefits: gun for "helping" people
    payment: depends on the person you take "care" of
    risks: more than scientist less than guinea pig

    current creatures
    current goals
    1. kill off Otter Tech.
    2. create first creature

    more jobs and info on company will come soon (we take no responsibility for numbers in the link)
     
  2. Opirian

    Opirian Subatomic Cosmonaut

    ((Please provide a clearly defined code of ethics and more defining information such as history))
     

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