RP RUN FRUIT RUN 2: THE SHIP'S GALLEY - OPEN FOR EVERYONE

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  1. http://community.playstarbound.com/index.php?threads/run-fruit-run.16604/
    For reference.
    This is a one day only April Fools RP. Go nuts, that's the point. STICK TO THE STORY, THOUGH.

    some time ago i was an apple. im still an apple because what else would i be. i had super powers we all did but now we dont

    i woke up on a ship and i could feel the waves beneath me

    i looked around and thought 'this is weird, i dont remember being here' then the knif crashd down next to me

    'GUYS' I SHOUTED 'WAKE UP WE GOTTA MOVE GO GO'
     
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  2. One breath and a second breath and puff there goes the castle im a flying dragonfruit

    my dream ended and apple was yelling at me buta knife was falling and the waves were crashng and I remembred the last one. it was fun but i didnt get to do anything so i yelled to apple too

    'YOU ARE BOSS'

    I was going to yelling some more but the ship moved and i fell onto teh galley chef's foot. 'my spikes cant hurt him i"m sad'
     
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  3. 'spikes dont hurt b/c hes human dont be stupid' i looked at him and then wondred 'wait what are you'
     
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  4. 'IM A DRAGONFRUIT DIDN'T YOU HEAR MY DREAM' ?


    [hey msatronat merc can we do the IC chat like [this] or is it like ((this)) plz help asap i have to talk about my life problems and stuff asap
     
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  5. Character name: God
    Stats: All of them
    Likes: Long walks on the beach.
    Dislikes: Satan and the color green
    Age: Forever
    Gender: Quantum physics Vol. 3
    Astronomical Sign: Yield + Comet.
    Favorite Anime: Totoro vs. Superman
     
  6. 'FINE DONT YELL AT ME IF YOU CAN FLY FLY INTO HIS FACE STUPID'

    -no talking about life problems in rp stupid, just rp-
    doesnt follow the story
     
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  7. 'we dont have superpowers anymure remember?
    sheesh ever sinc that last year you forgetting it all.'

    [oh]
     
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  8. dosnt matter let's roleplay darthkitten no one likes merc anyways

    the only problem is what fruit is called god? im sorry if i dont know lol only 6 yrs
     
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  9. god is all the fruits
     
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  10. 'fine, then we need more allies' i called in my friend godfruit, who was able to fly, but not anything else because that would be dumb

    'GODFRUIT' i yelled 'DISTRACT THE COOK DUDE'
     
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  11. no u
     
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  12. 'stop arguing man if we die were goin to die. i dont think any of us want to become compost or a smoothie. here, ill do it'

    i jumped up and landed in teh mans big bushy moustache. he jumepd and screamed a lot in arameic russian in surprise. 'THIS IS OUR CHANCE. RUN FRUIT, RUN!'
     
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  13. .......and so, godfruit ran.
    he ran the biggest bake sale the world had ever kn0wn.

    he made a lot of money, and managedto maybe save his frinds from the cook by tradin them for some fmuffins.
     
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  14. critsarecool

    critsarecool The Waste of Time

    'Thank you godfruit' said rambutan, 'my hairs were starting to get into a doozy trying to think of a way out of this. Btw, you make a very good mustache, dragonfruit, you should try doing that more often.

    ((if you are having the life problems, just message me, nababoo))
     
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  15. GravityFlux

    GravityFlux Guest

    'you guys suck. im not running!' yelled the grape on the floor just as he realized he couldn't because he had no legs
     
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  16. Ikbenbeter

    Ikbenbeter Pangalactic Porcupine

    the BANANA awoke by apples' scream.
    it saw apple and his other friends and the horrible knife.
    "GUYS I THINK WE SHOULD REMAIN CALM AND COLLECTED AND TRY TO REASON WITH THIS KNIFE.
    IT IS PROBABLY JUST MISUNDERSTOOD AND WITH OUR COLLECTIVE REASONING WE SHOULD BE ABLE TO SWAY IT TO OUR SIDE AND ONLY EAT ANIMALS WHO ARE NOT ALIVE ANYWAY."
     
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  17. 'ARE YOU DUMB WE ARE ALIVE' I YELl, just before getting nearly cut in half

    just then a salad leaf swung into the room on a vine, screaming and swearing 'ARGH' it yelld 'i am a pirate and i will hep you if you pay me'

    'pay in wht' i yell

    'AAAAAAAHAYAYAYAYAYA! WELL FIGURE ITOU T LATER'
     
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  18. Jonesy

    Jonesy Sarif's Attack Kangaroo Forum Moderator

    I feel like locking this for no real reason. Tough luck, guys.
     
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