Restricted Space Corporation (RSC)

Discussion in 'Corporations Archive' started by Stu and Improved, Sep 6, 2013.

  1. Stu and Improved

    Stu and Improved Spaceman Spiff

    RSC: A deterrent when you want one, a saviour when you need one.

    RSC is dedicated to making high-grade surface-to-orbit missiles, orbit-to-orbit missiles, and Behemoth-Class spacecraft. We are an up-and-coming company, and are always looking for new employees. New ensigns are always welcome!

    CODE OF ETHICS:
    1. No child or Apex labourers are used in the making of any of our parts or products.
    2. RSC does not sell or condone the use of any of the following:
    Black-hole bombs
    Thermobaric anti-personnel missiles
    Radiation-generating explosives
    3. RSC does not in any way share the beliefs or views of any of its customers or sponsors.

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    Welcome to RSC's main ordering station! Any product we sell is of the highest possible quality, and we try to keep them affordable. However RSC cannot price-match, because we sell the bottom-line cheapest products in this field!

    One (1) surface-to-orbit stationary missile launcher (compatible with all STO missiles sold by RSC, accurate to 8000 miles, geostationary and laser-guided targeting): 50 000 px
    One (1) surface-to-orbit missile truck (two launchers, comes with RSC Retrofit Kit©): 100 000 px
    One (1) RSC Behemoth-Class spacecraft (defensive oriented, 8 missile pods, retrofit friendly): 5 000 000 px

    More products coming soon!
    (I hope this doesn't fizzle like my other thing)
     
  2. Stu and Improved

    Stu and Improved Spaceman Spiff

    Due to currency exchange issues, RSC's accepted tender has changed from C to px.
     
  3. Stu and Improved

    Stu and Improved Spaceman Spiff

    Now hiring shipping spacecraft pilots.
     
  4. GunmanRex

    GunmanRex Oxygen Tank

    Do you sell any cheaper spacecraft? Specifically cargo ships
     
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  5. Stu and Improved

    Stu and Improved Spaceman Spiff

    Sorry, sir, but at this point we are only selling defensive measures.
     
  6. Stu and Improved

    Stu and Improved Spaceman Spiff

    You are welcome to sign on as a designer and make us some, though!
     
  7. gabrielhv22

    gabrielhv22 Void-Bound Voyager

    Can I sign up to be a pilot?
     
  8. Stu and Improved

    Stu and Improved Spaceman Spiff

    Do you have any prior experience with large-class starships, demi-light-speed navigation, or on-ship combat?
     
  9. gabrielhv22

    gabrielhv22 Void-Bound Voyager

    Well nothing like that but I did fly a starship That was going 40000 times the speed of light and I crashed a military helicopter into a tree
     
  10. Stu and Improved

    Stu and Improved Spaceman Spiff

    I see. You do know it's impossible to go forty thousand times the speed of light, right? It's not even possible to go AT the speed of light.
     
  11. gabrielhv22

    gabrielhv22 Void-Bound Voyager

    Star Trek
     
  12. Stu and Improved

    Stu and Improved Spaceman Spiff

    What's that?
    Listen, I don't know if you get your knowledge of space travel from TV shows or what, but I don't think you have what we're looking for.
     
  13. gabrielhv22

    gabrielhv22 Void-Bound Voyager

    I can probably fly a spaceship better than half your staff I have eve built spaceships out of ridiculous things then went all the way to space
     
  14. Stu and Improved

    Stu and Improved Spaceman Spiff

    Definitely not what we're looking for in a pilot.

    If you would like to reapply as a mechanic or R&D, we could talk.
     
  15. gabrielhv22

    gabrielhv22 Void-Bound Voyager

    You think I can't fly one of your behemoth ships?
     

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