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Rampaging Koala

Discussion in 'Starbound Discussion' started by The | Suit, Jun 3, 2014.

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What made the Koala so Angry?

  1. Lack of Sleep

    11.1%
  2. Noisy Community

    31.0%
  3. Farmers Market didn't have his brand of Chocolate Covered Eucalyptus

    19.3%
  4. Going through stages of Eucalyptus Withdrawl

    20.7%
  5. Found out his Koalaes left him for another Koala with a Bigger Tree.

    17.9%
  1. The | Suit

    The | Suit Agent S. Forum Moderator

    With Rampaging Koala coming up,
    It seems the Koala can't seem to get a break.

    In light of the situation - what do you think made the Koala so angry in the first place?
    ================

    With all the excitement, here is a summary of features that were mentioned in the previous news posts in one aggregated place.
    • Upgraded Combat System - with timing based attacks
    • New Shield system - which is no longer based on energy. But instead based on maximum health of shield
    • New Monster Ai
    • Lua based weapons
    • Ship Upgrades
    • Ship Ai
    • Staff Weapon Class
    • New Monster Spawning mechanic - where certain combinations are based on the Environment
    • New Hyotyl ship design
    • Farming System has been modified
    • Quest system
    • New LUA API commands (for modders)
    • New Weather UI
    • Tentacle Boss
    • Outpost Planet Type
    • Larger Monster Types
    • Improved Server Performance
    • Client and Server Admin Commands http://community.playstarbound.com/index.php?threads/list-of-client-and-server-commands.78740/
     
    Last edited: Jun 7, 2014
  2. Alessondria

    Alessondria Big Damn Hero

    Farming, outposts and ships... oh my!
     
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  3. Yvejuzul

    Yvejuzul Subatomic Cosmonaut

    That poor koala. Just when he thought things couldn't get worse for him, it of course gets worse for him with each turn. Such trials and tribulations he keeps going through in life.
     
  4. Akado

    Akado Oxygen Tank

    If the Koala thinks he has it tough now, wait until they implement Slings and Arrows and Outrageous Fortune.
     
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  5. That Koala might want to try some yogic breathing exercises, or slowly counting to 10... if that doesn't work, i know a guy that can get some good horse tranquilizers.

    Next Update: Lackadaisical Koala
     
  6. Gunslinger

    Gunslinger Existential Complex

    Horse tranquillisers! Get your horse tranquillisers today! Horse tranquillisers anyone?
     
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  7. Dude... now they can go straight to you, how am I gonna get my cut! I thought we discussed this ><
     
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  8. Namiwakiru

    Namiwakiru Black Hole Surfer

    He was a cop, and good at his job. But he committed the ultimate sin—and testified against other cops gone bad. Cops that tried to kill him, but got the woman he loved instead. Framed for murder, now he prowls the badlands...an outlaw hunting outlaws...a bounty hunter...a rampaging Koala.

    *cue electric guitar*
     
  9. Akado

    Akado Oxygen Tank

    "Wanted for a crime they didn't commit..." Are you trying to bring back the moderator A-Team?
     
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  10. Don't forget the larger monster types, OP. ;)
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    If I may ask, is Rampaging Koala the confirmed name for the next patch?
     
  11. Mylos

    Mylos Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    You know how you promise a cute Koala donuts and then take them away? The ones with chocolate glaze and sprinkles? Yeah, you don't do that.
     
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  12. Namiwakiru

    Namiwakiru Black Hole Surfer


    Depends....do I get to sing the A-Team theme song?
     
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  13. Katzeus

    Katzeus Chucklefisherman Chucklefish

    'tis indeed
     
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  14. IvoryOwl

    IvoryOwl Pangalactic Porcupine

    Goddamn it! I saw the title and thought that the new patch had been released... You hope-crusher fiend! You've rustled all mah jimmies now!!11!!

    *Goes on a rampage and 5 minutes later stops, pondering for a moment*

    So that's why the Koala went rampaging!
     
    Last edited: Jun 3, 2014
  15. Dynafols

    Dynafols Black Hole Surfer

    There's only 2 things I want before I'll go back into Starbound.
    1) Ship Upgrades.
    2) No more planet/universe wipes.

    Then I'll be a happy camper and I'll build many, many things.
     
  16. The | Suit

    The | Suit Agent S. Forum Moderator

    Thanks - Forgot about these guys.
    =====
    Hopefully this post calms a few people down - when they have an idea how much content is going into the next patch.
     
    Last edited: Jun 3, 2014
  17. natetk

    natetk Astral Cartographer

    Koala is mad because he was lied to multiple times.
     
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  18. M C

    M C Parsec Taste Tester

    noisy community is always the best choice i think. :disshappy:
     
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  19. _Q_

    _Q_ Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    Blame the community, it is community that missed 4 ETAs in on week.
     
  20. daridan

    daridan Aquatic Astronaut

    would you mind sharing those eta's? I'm not complaining; I just have missed those. I try to follow the main website and twitter ocasionally but seem to have missed those posts xD. I know its going to be a big patch and am stoked, just wantin to know when-ish it will be. this month, next month, next quarter? Cha know?
     

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