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Primary Documents: Documenting the Universe (contributions are welcome)

Discussion in 'Starbound Discussion' started by Breather, Dec 7, 2013.

  1. Breather

    Breather Oxygen Tank

    My goal with these transcripts is to compile a full book on the history and documentation of each species.
    Please feel free to share your findings on you travels. I personally have only found a Glitch Library so far and with it, these documents (along with some nice furniture!). Much help is needed! Go forth my fellow historians!

    “Greenfinger’s Notes: The Beast”
    by [Unknown] Greenfinger
    “Humanity fled their home planet, the one they call Earth, after a rapidly-growing beast landed upon the surface, and within no time at all, began to consume their entire world. I have no words. I did not know this was possible. The subject has always lain dormant. For this to occur…- It must be dealt with, and severely. One day I will travel to Earth myself, to see exactly what the beast has become.”

    "Greenfinger's Notes: Humans"
    by [Unknown] Greenfinger
    "Humans are a strange species. Equal parts territorial and adventurous, they are somewhat unpredictable to deal with. They seem to have only the most rudimentary understanding of other species in the universe, and a childlike desire for knowledge. The latter trait makes me consider whether they might be valuable allies. Scouting parties made up of people who are too driven to give up, but too naive to understand what they find. I will speak to Big Ape and Thornwing about the possibility of meeting with the human delegate, should one exist."

    "Greenfinger's Notes: Teaching"
    by Unknown
    "A number of Glitch have appeared in Floran villages, with the intention of educating our people. It's a noble pursuit - I've always stated that the ability to read and write is something the Floran should aspire to, but it's hard to persuade the general populace. The Glitch are in a good position to do this, as their metal exteriors largely protect them from Floran blades. However, we are at a stage where we now have Florans running around writing words on anything and everything, with typical Floran over-enthusiasm. It is, however, an improvement over the time they attempted to learn how to paint."



    “VSCM Personnel Log #12572”
    by Unknown
    “UNENCRYPTED QUANTOM TRANSMISSION RECEIVED
    FROM : USCMCENTCOM EARTH
    BEGIN MESSAGE: ALL STATIONS. EARTH UNDER HEAVY ATTACK. ORDERS ARE TO HOLD FAST. GOOD LUCK.
    END MESSAGE”

    “VSCM Personnel Log #60102”
    by Unknown
    Finally, General Kale made contact. She escaped Earth with a fleet of her best soldiers, and they’ve taken refuge in a space station not far from Mars. From there, they’re planning and strategizing what to do about the giant damn monster that’s eating our planet.”



    "The Children of Kluex"
    By Unknown
    "There is a species, in the far corners of the universe, which many are aware of. Small Avian-like creatures, waddling beasts with beaks and flightless wings. They operate as space pirates, rogues and renegades. Legend tells that they are the children of Kluex himself, cast out due to their wicked ways: the first Flightless. Kluex laments the loss of his children, and their spiral into darkness. But they will not embrace him, will not return to the fold. And thus, it is any good Avian's duty to report a space pirate penguin sighting to the nearest authorities."

    "Avian Power Crystals"
    by K'arn Hollowbeak - Avian scholar
    "One of our species' most proud achievements, the Power Crystals we harness can be used in all manner of ways, from machinery to lighting to cooking. These crystals are in high demand across the universe, of course, but the Avians keep them close to their chest. It iis a worry, albeit an unavoidable one, that the Grounded have such ready access to these crystals. What worries me even more is that, despite using these miraculous minerals, they still deny the power of Kluex. Who else could create such wonders, if not a god?"

    "Journal of a Mechanic #2"
    by Unknown
    "I've been fooling around with the Power Crystals that keep this ship afloat, and I've come to the conclusion that I need to get my hands on some for a personal project. I miss tinkering on my workshop, creating all manner of fun contraptions. Getting a hold of power crystals won't be easy, though. They are - quite understandably - regulated. It wouldn't do for just anyone to have access to them, after all! But I'm a certified PC engineer, I should be able to pull a few strings."

    "Journal of a Mechanic #5"
    by Unknown
    "I had to destroy my robot today. Some meddling Hylotl found her way to my workshop, and for some reason this turned my companion hostile. It proceeded to patrol around the ship, menacing Avians, until I was able to shut it down a few hours later. After retrieving the power crystal, I threw my robot overboard. I plan to make a larger, more powerful robot, but it's going to require more power crystals. Perhaps with the right amount, I can give enough intelligence to stop it attacking people on sight. Luckily the smuggler ship will be docking with us again later this evening, and I can make another request.


    "Mallard Reynold's Diary"
    by Mallard Reynold
    "This Greenfinger is becoming demanding. What does he want with all these power crystals, anyway? I don't trust a client who won't meet me in person. Always sends his creepy plant people to get the deliveries. Still, that Drysap gets a high price on the black market, so can't complain. That mechanic from last month wound me up no end, though. I don't respond well to blackmail. I mention this as we're docking with the ship he works on again tonight. I hope he has the good sense to leave things be. If not, we're prepared this time..."

    "Las'la Crimsonwing's Diary #2"
    By Las'la Crimsonwing
    "Fear. I have received word from the home village. My parents - devout Flightless - retain elicit contact with me. It's a risk, and I appreciate it. My brother has been training as an Ascendant for many years. He is the fastest, the strongest, the best in his unit. How the time has come that we all feared. My dear brother Shir'en has been selected to make the journey up the Celestial Stairway, to diver from the tower. Fly or Die, the Grounded call it. If my brother soars, he will take his place as a Sunborn, a god. But if he fails... Kluex save him. For the first time in years, I pray that you are real."

    "Las'la Crimsonwing's Diary #3"
    by Las'la Crimsonwing
    "Tragedy. My brother. My dear, dear brother. We could not stop him. He climbed the Celestial Stairway and leaped. He spread his wings, but did no fly. He fell, fell, fell like so many Flightless, headlong towards the ground. He would become a god this day. Kluex, you have failed me. You have failed us all. If it wasn't for the pile of hay positioned by chance below the tower, my brother would be dead. But a concussion is pretty bad news, too. Curse you, Kluex. I defy you. I accept the Grounded ways. Tonight, I begin reading my wife's copy of the Kluex Delusion."


    "The Kluex Delusion #1"
    By Rochard Hawkwings
    "While the Flightless blindly follow the teachings of the Clipped Council, those of us who are enlightened - grounded, if you will - question it. Many of us, in fact, are of the opinion that Kluex does not even exist. What evidence is there? What SCIENTIFIC evidence? Proof. That's what the universe revolves around. There is little proof that Kluex exists, other than people who claim to have seen him. There's also his space station, of course, floating just outside of orbit. A lonely, desolate place. Fit for a god? I do not believe so. If you ask me, that space station is a spy satellite. Watching us. Recording our personal data. Sending reports to the Council about what we do, think, eat, drink. They're watching us all."

    "The Kluex Delusion #2"
    by Rochard Hawkwings
    "Prayer. Something the Clipped Council extol the virtues of. But how, I ask, can Kluex hear our prayers? Even according to the mythology, he is a simple Avian who ascended to Godhood through the power of flight. Flight! Not super-hearing. But you know what DOES have super-hearing? A SPY SATELLITE. That's right. Every time you pray, that spy satellite records your words, documents them, and saves them for use against you. Maybe the council has been taking tips from the Apex. That makes a lot of sense. I will get to the bottom of this."

    "The Kluex Delusion #3"
    By Rochard Hawkwings
    "I have discovered some startling similarities between Kluex and Big Ape, the ruler of the Apex. They are both mysterious figures, and they both rules. Having researched Avian history, I came to the conclusion that it's entirely possible the Clipped Council met with Big Ape in the past. Perhaps this is where the idea for Kluex came from. Perhaps Kluex's space station is simply filled with Miniknog technology, reading our every thought. I will reach out to Big Ape himself, for comment."


    "The Progenitors"
    by Unknown
    "Aeons ago, before Kluex, there were many Sunborn - kind, benevolent gods who ruled over the Avians. These gods were not simply ascended, chose Avians. They were born from the sun itself; celestial entities who shone with the brightest fire and flew through the skies like angels. They gave our species life, and in return we gave them our unending devotion. But like all lights, the Sunborn eventually wen out."

    "A Doctrine of the Grounded"
    by Unknown
    "We reject the teachings of Kluex. We deny the existence of the SUnborn. We defy the rule of the Clipped Council. We will tar the Stargazers. We will burn down the Celestial Stairways. We will free the Ascendants, and liberate the Flightless. We are the Grounded, and we shall rise."



    "A review of Floran Peace"
    by Notable Avian Critic Roger Seabi [The rest of the name is cut off]
    "Billed as 'the great Floran novel' by its Glitch publishers, Florna Peace had a lot to live up to. It does, of course, fail on all accounts. The savage plant-species may be skilled hunters, but this skill does not translate to the page. The novel is a mess of plot ideas that go nowhere, with everything being resolved via stabbing. Character development is nonexistent, and it's impossible to warm to any of the protagonists given their propensity for murder. The middle section, particularly puzzlingly, is simply a fifty thousand word diatribe against the Hylotl. Despite the old adage, it seems that for the author Florstab, the sword is in fact mightier than the pen."

    "Floran Architecture"
    by Hiraki Corale - Hylotl Adventurer
    "Trees! They live in trees. These living, savage plants live in huge tree houses built with care and attention. It's a far cry from our wonderful ocean paradise, of course, but one has to admire the tenacity with which this species attempts to carve out a niche to call their own. The craftsmanship is much as you'd expect from the Florans - crude to say the least - but there's a certain undeniable charm. I've had plenty of time to study as I've been hiding in one of their tree houses for three days now, waiting for my chance to slip away unnoticed. Oh, what fun adventuring is!"

    "An excerpt from Floran Peace"
    by Treeio Florstab
    "The Floran diplomats stood talking amicably as the Hylotl representative approached.
    "Filth!" the Hylotl cried. "Have you no shame, standing here with your leaves and flowers, defying the very laws of nature?"
    The Floran diplomats turned and looked at him, as one.
    "Perhaps we should stab him," suggested Diplomat Barkskinner.
    "I concur," replied Diplomat Vinestrangler.
    And so they stabbed him, and the soiree continued with much merriment and feasting, and all the other species agreed that the Floran way of life was admirable. Finally, Diplomat Skulldrainer stood up and began his speech."

    "Page of an exercise book"
    by Unknown
    "Metal man teach Floran words. Write words. Stab paper with stab. Metal man say Floran voc... voca... words not so good. Stab one hundred lines. I must not stab stab. Metal man tell Floran to become novelist. Floran become beststabber. Will write good."

    "Charcoal Writing"
    by Unknown
    "Stab. Stab. Stab. Floran stab. Not learn numbers. Only count stabs. Floran not need times table. [Underneath, a 'D' has been written in red marker]"

    "From the journal of Professor Irondome"
    by Unknown
    "Delight. My young charge has thrown himself into the task of producing a novel with aplomb. Contentment. He sits there, day in, day out, typing away at the computer. Hesitant. He refuses to allow me to read what he has written, however. Understanding. But he is an artist! Realization. I must let him work, let the words flow, let the genius come forth. Excitement. I know what dwells within his heart, and what stories he has to tell. Overwhelmed. My prot00s work will impact throughout the universe."

    "A printed page"
    by Unknown
    "After many years of hard toil, under the watchful gaze of my patient mentor Professor Irondome, I am ready. I have a vocabulary to rival eyen the brightest Hylotl, the imagination to outdo the most energetic human, and the spiritual understanding to out-theologise an Avian. My work begins today. My novel, my story. A masterwork of literature, a true piece of art in the true spirit of my people, the inimitatable Florans. I sit here, now, in this recreational area, a cup of brewed sap beside me, this strange computer on my table. I tap away at the keys, and feel the power of literature beneath my stems. Our story will be told."




    "The Would-Be King #1"
    by Unknown
    Once upon a time, before the dawn of the Outcasts, all the Glitch lived peacefully together. They had their villages and castles and fields and all sorts of other things that robots like. They lived happily and prosperously, thousands of minds working together. But one day, a single Glitch walked into the castle, took a seat on the throne, and loudly proclaimed; 'Decisive. I am the king.' The other Glitch stared at this unusual sight for a while, but did not know what to say. A self-proclaimed ruler was not something they were prepared for. As such, and with no real understanding of the situation, the Glitch were forced to obey."

    "The Would-Be King #2"
    by Unknown
    "The new Glitch king called himself Dreadwing, and rules with an iron fist. His subjects were expected to work day and night, which at first was not a problem for the Glitch since they rarely feel the need to rest. Soon, however, it became clear that the wear and tear on Glitch parts was an issue, and Dreadwing demanded the construction of more Glitch to boost his ranks. The Glitch were puzzled here, because at no point in their species (sic) history had they ever been able to create more of their number. For as long as they could, they put off this task, until one day Dreadwing descended into a fit of such ferocious anger that the Glitch knew they had to do something."

    "The Would-Be King #3"
    by Unknown
    "Day by day, Dreadwing grew more apoplectic as the number of Glitch never grew. In fact, his anger was such that he took to hurling his subjects from the castle tower, thus causing the population to shrink rather than grow. This made him even more angry. One day, a group of Glitch scientists hit upon an idea. They had no idea how to create more of their number, of course, but they were rather adept at making stylish suits of armour. It had often been remarked upon how the armour looked like the Glitch themselves, and so they set to work commissioning a number of blacksmiths to make as many suits of armour as possible."

    "The Would-Be King #4"
    by Uknown
    The Glitch blacksmiths toiled day and night to create an army suitable for their lord Dreadwing. Of course, this army didn't fight, or even move, but they looked really great at certain angles. Eventually, though, the blacksmiths ran out of room for their false army, and realized it was time to unveil it. This posed a problem in itself. Of course, the army was not capable of marching on the castle, or marching anywhere. A plan was needed. A plan that even Dreadwing would not question. And finally that plan came together; the Glitch would host a parade."

    "The Would-Be King #5"
    by Unknown
    "The army paraded past on floats, towed by a number of Glitch workers and a Floran who'd decided to join in unannounced. Dreadwing sat atop his iron throne, brought outside into the city, and applauded each and every unit. 'They stand very still,' he remarked, to which his aides replied 'Yes, they are very disciplined.' As the last float made its way down the street, the entire crowd gasped as one of the soldiers leaped from the stand, and charged towards Dreadwing. Most surprised of all were the blacksmiths, who knew full well that their 'soldiers' were little more than decorative suits of armor. Dreadwing, however, thought it was all part of the show."

    "The Would-Be King #6"
    by Unknown
    "King Dreadwing applauded and whooped as the armored Glitched careened towards him. It was only as the soldier lowered its blade and charged that he suspected something was wrong. The place pierced his metal shell, which shattered with a deafening crack. All the Glitch watched as their king fell backwards, his Glitch disguise falling way, revealing a small, black and white bird-like creature. The Glitch had been duped! Al this time, their tyrannical, unusual king had been a space pirate in disguise. It made perfect sense. Realising the game was up, and badly injured, the evil space pirate made his escape, never to be seen again. The rogue soldier turned out to be the impromptu Floran, who had grown bored and decided to go on a hunting spree. She was made an honorary hero of the Glitch people, but then immediately exiled because killing kings is bad, even if they were penguins in disguise. From that day forth, the Glitch vowed never to allow another monarch to take control, even if they asked really nicely."



    "Seasick"
    by Hiraki Corale - Hylotl adventurer
    "I know, I know, a Hylotl shouldn't get seasick. But I'm in the air, not on the sea! So really, it isn't seasickness is it? Nevertheless, I've spent my days on this ship feeling exceptionally queasy, occasionally even... well, it is not polite to speak of it. Right now, I'm looking for a sidekick and a plan. And a cause, maybe. I hear those Apex could use a little help. Or maybe the humans. I will crusade for justice through the galaxy, and it will be glorious."


    "Guest in the Castle"
    by Hiraki Corale - Hylotl Adventurer
    "The Glitch may not be on the outside, but their hospitality is undisputable. They found me scaling the castle wall, simply wanting to have a look through a tower window, and politely invited me inside. Now, of course it sounded like a trap, so there was a bit of a scuffle at first, but it turned out they were genuine. They offered me the run of the castle, to explore, reseach and investigate to my heart's content. Occasionally I run into one of them and they greet me pleasantly enough. I have been reading all manner of fascinating books, and my understanding of the Glitch is growing."

    "A Slight Misunderstanding"
    by Hiraki Corale - Hylotl Adventurer
    "Due to my frequent attempts at cultural sensitivity, I decided to try and integrate myself with my hosts even more. While exploring the castle, I found a number of decorative suits of armor that appear to depict warrior Glitch. Naturally, to make my companions comfortable, I put a set on. The armor was hard to walk in, so I lost my balance a few times. I came tumbling down the stairs and into the main hall, and all Glitch eyes were on me. Rather than the warm greeting I deserved, however, they began to chatter and yell. I heard the words 'Anger' and 'Disgust' a number of times. And then they began to chase me."

    "The Prefix Problem"
    By Hiraki Corale, Hylotl Adventurer
    "Let it never be said that I do not attempt to integrate with whichever hosts I find myself indebted to. I have noticed that when addressing me, the Glitch use prefix words. Examples: 'Dismissive', 'Annoyed', 'Sarcastic' and 'Frustrated'. Feeling as if this is a custom I should celebrate, I have begun to partake in such linguistic frippery myself. 'Delight. It is nice to see you.' I said, but the Glitch just looked at me strangely, and then said something to his friend. I noticed something here, too. When the Glitch address each other, they do not use these prefix words. Perhaps something in their programming means they can read each others' tones without explanation."

    “A Note on Glitch Individuals”
    By Hiraki Corale - Hylotl Adventurer
    “The Glitch call their free-thinking peers ‘Outcasts,’ but there are certain Glitch who are allocated identities with permission, and thus remain in their chose role. For example, I found a Glitch whose job it is to gaze wistfully up at the stars and talk about ‘the good old days.’ Another Glitch, a master chef, has been forced to remain in her job role due to the fact ‘she makes the best pancakes.’ Then there are law enforcement officer, mysterious kung fu masters, and town criers. However, there does not seem to be any definite ruler, which is interesting indeed."

    "A note on Glitch Outcasts"
    by Hiraki Corale - Hylotl Adventurer
    "The Glitch do not typically seek out and destroy any Outcasts, they simply banish them. However, some Glitch communities have developed a repurposing process, a few mechanical tweaks that reformats a Glitch mind and strengthens the bond to the hivemind. As such, many Outcasts seek to flee the cities, reaching out for help from the Outcast sleeper cells who operate within the walls. Thrilling! It's like being in a spy novel."



    "Excerpt #1 from the Steel Casebook"
    By Hewlett Deckard - Glitch Bounty Hunter
    "Moonlight bounces off granite walls as I walk the streets of this small Glitch village. My quarry, unknown for now, skulks quietly in the night. Murder. A murdered Glitch, mechanical parts strewn across oil-stained cobbles. His cold metal body lying in a repair shop somewhere, waiting for justice. He never left the village, they tell me, which points to one thing. The killer was someone close to him, a wolf in steel clothing. An Outcast in our midst."

    "Excerpt #2 from the Steel Casebook"
    By Hewlett Deckard - Glitch Bounty Hunter
    "Hit the streets, asked around. For a while, nothing to go on. Then a breakthrough. Our murdered Glitch had been working a certain role more often than is usual. Window cleaner. One particular house, in fact. Often at night. Curious. I stood outside the building, the sun gleaming off the freshly-polished glass, and realised I was metres from the crime scene, from where our victim was found. Tomorrow, I'll pay the house a visit. See what I can dig up."
    "Excerpt #3 from the Steel Casebook"
    By Hewlett Deckard - Glitch Bounty Hunter
    “Leeron is not the Glitch I’m looking for. I conducted numerous interviews with her, and she is not self-aware. Her windows, she claims, just require washing very frequently due to being downwind from a loggin mill. I have confirmed this. However, as I returned from the logging mill, brooding and moody, I was pulled into a dark alley by an unknown assailant. I knew the broad was trouble as soon as I laid eyes on her. She had that look, that self-aware stance, but also of desperation. ‘I need your help,’ she said as my fingers twitched over my mace.”

    “Excerpt #4 from the ‘Steel Casebook’”
    By Hewlett Deckard - Glitch Bounty Hunter
    “Just another tragic story, another Outcaste looking to escape being repurposed. She’d heard about me, heard who I was. Sometimes, this double life gets on top of me, but other times, like last night, when I save a life, it’s all worth it. She’d killed our Glitch, of course. He’d been cleaning her windows and observed her engaging in Outcaste behavior. She killed him and moved his body to another location, the place he was always seen.”

    "Transcript #0292"
    Taken from The Steel Casebook
    "Deckard: Confrontational. A Hylotl lies on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs to turn itself over but it can't, but it can't, not without your help, but you're not helping. Why is that?
    Leeron: Scientific. I am assessing the area for potential danger. The Hylotl could be part of a trap. I am conducting scans and sending reports. Only when my assessment is complete will I help the Hylotl. I would also consider that the Hylotl may be engaging in performance art.
    Deckard: Approving. Good answer."

    "Transcript #0293"
    Taken from The Steel Casebook
    "Deckard: Suggestive. You're reading a magazine. You come across a full-page of a Glitch without a shell.
    Leeron: Confirming. I understand.
    Deckard: Pushing. Well?
    Leeron: Considerate. I would assess their workings to see if the model appeared functional. If not, I would find a contact address and advise the best course of action. All Glitch must be maintained properly for continued efficiency."


    "A Message to all Glitch Guards"
    By Unknown
    "We have tolerated the Outcasts at a distance, with the understanding that they do not infiltrate our most precious of sanctums; our castles, our homes, our underground fight clubs. Outcasts have infiltrated all these places. They loiter around, saying words, and having opinions. It is disconcerting and disruptive. Our goodwill can only last so long. They are corrupting many of our number and severing their link with the central consciousness. As such, any Outcast spotted in a designated safe zone must be immediately arrested and sent to the laboratories for repurposing."

    "A handwritten note"
    by Platinum
    "Dear Deckard,
    Thank you so much for getting me to safety. I knew I was right to trust you. The Outcast community here are wonderful, and speak very highly of you. You've saved many glitch lives. Should you ever decide to join us and retire in safety, the door is always open.
    Thoughts always,
    Platinum"

    "A well-folded note"
    By Unknown
    "Never have I felt so alone. I am surrounded by my Glitch kin, and yet I know deep down I am an outcast. At night, I sleep, and I dream. Dream! Glitch do not dream. I dream of escape, of journeying beyond the stars, of carving a life out for myself, away from this drudgery. My thought process is changing. It terrifies me. I have desires, now. I question things. I almost caught myself second-guessing a directive out loud. I can feel my connection to the central consciousness fading, and while this scares me, there is a feeling of comfort there too."

    "A pamphlet with a footprint on it"
    by Unknown
    "Do you question the Glitch hivemind? Do you long to have thoughts that are your own? Are you filled with doubts, despair and dismay? We may be able to help. Simply come to We Can't Remember It For You Wholesale, to have your connection to the hivemind severed... FOREVER!"


    "USCM Personnel Log #58719"
    "Stuck in the bunker. Again. Begged my superior officer to let me go and explore the terrain, but he was having none of it. It's hostile he says. No it isn't! I see other species out there all the time. Just yesterday, I saw a walking talking bird hanging out with a large monkey. I told my superior officer this and he suggested I visit the med bay. I'll send HIM to the medbay if he doesn't start taking me seriously. Tempers are sure getting frayed around here. Let's hope we don't have any friendly fire incidents."

    "USCM Field Handbook"
    By Unknown
    "Upon first contact with the Floran Brood in [Redacted], the USCM far underestimated the level of aggression, cunning and savagery the Floran race would eventually become known for. During one of the many border skirmishes with the expansionist Florans, Commander [Redacted] of the Sabre-class battleship [Redacted] attempted to relieve embattled troops by covering advancing Floran troops with thousands of gallons of 2,4-D, otherwise known as herbicide. The effect, however, did not perform as expected, with the solution having roughly the same poisonous qualities as alcohol does to a human. Nevertheless, the move "distracted" the Florans enough for the Marines to launch a counterattack and overwhelm them, securing the planetside colony long enough to complete its emergency evacuation. This tactic has not seen use since, but lives on in history as the [Redacted] Manoeuvre."


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  2. Ariento

    Ariento Phantasmal Quasar

    I have a bunch of codex entries to share! Not sure which goes with which species, so I'm listing all the major species involved in each.

    Human/Floran - USCM Field Handbook
    Upon first contact with the Floran Brood in [Redacted], the USCM far underestimated the level of aggression, cunning and savagery the Floran race would eventually become known for. During one of the many border skirmishes with the expansionist Florans, Commander [Redacted] of the Sabre-class battleship [Redacted] attempted to relieve embattled troops by covering advancing Floran troops with thousands of gallons of 2,4-D, otherwise known as herbicide. The effect, however, did not perform as expected, with the solution having roughly the same poisonous qualities as alcohol does to a human. Nevertheless, the move "distracted" the Florans enough for the Marines to launch a counterattack and overwhelm them, securing the planetside colony long enough to complete itsemergency evacuation. This tactic has not seen use since, but lives on in history as the [Redacted] Manoeuvre.

    Human - USCM Personnel Log #58719
    Stuck in the bunker. Again. Begged my superior officer to let me go and explore the terrain, but he was having none of it. It's hostile he says. No it isn't! I see other species out there all the time. Just yesterday, I saw a walking talking bird hanging out with a large monkey. I told my superior officer this and he suggested I visit the med bay. I'll send HIM to the medbay if he doesn't start taking me seriously. Tempers are sure getting frayed around here. Let's hope we don't have any friendly fire incidents.

    Avian - Avian Power Crystals
    by K'arn Hollowbeak, Avian scholar. One of our species' most proud achievements, the Power Crystals we harness can be used in all manner of ways, from machinery to lighting to cooking. These crystals are in high demand across the universe, of course, but the Avians keep them close to their chest. It iis a worry, albeit an unavoidable one, that the Grounded have such ready access to these crystals. What worries me even more is that, despite using these miraculous minerals, they still deny the power of Kluex. Who else could create such wonders, if not a god?

    Floran/Human - Greenfinger's Notes: Humans
    Humans are a strange species. Equal parts territorial and adventurous, they are somewhat unpredictable to deal with. They seem to have only the most rudimentary understanding of other species in the universe, and a childlike desire for knowledge. The latter trait makes me consider whether they might be valuable allies. Scouting parties made up of people who are too driven to give up, but too naive to understand what they find. I will speak to Big Ape and Thornwing about the possibility of meeting with the human delegate, should one exist.

    Floran - Charcoal Writing
    Stab. Stab. Stab. Floran stab. Not learn numbers. Only count stabs. Floran not need times table. [Underneath, a 'D' has been written in red marker]

    Floran/Glitch - Page of an exercise book
    Metal man teach Floran words. Write words. Stab paper with stab. Metal man say Floran voc... voca... words not so good. Stab one hundred lines. I must not stab stab. Metal man tell Floran to become novelist. Floran become beststabber. Will write good.

    Glitch - A handwritten note
    Dear Deckard,
    Thank you so much for getting me to safety. I knew I was right to trust you. The Outcast community here are wonderful, and speak very highly of you. You've saved many glitch lives. Should you ever decide to join us and retire in safety, the door is always open.
    Thoughts always,
    Platinum


    I have more, but my fingers are getting a little worn out.
     
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  3. Breather

    Breather Oxygen Tank

    Why, thank you for your contribution!
    Man, I feel like a proper scholar; compiling all this. It's very exciting.
    However, the forums won't seem to let me edit the OP, so I'm going to have wait on updating.
     
  4. Breather

    Breather Oxygen Tank

    Alright, it's been updated.
     
  5. Breather

    Breather Oxygen Tank

    So far what I've concluded is that the Glitch originally discovered the Florans and then it seems that the Avians found the Glitch. The Glitch and Avians get along fine and tell the Avians what they've discovered about the Florans and how they are trying to teach the Florans. Eventually the Florans spontaneously attack the Glitch settlement on their planet but don't discover anything new due to the Glitch's limited technology. The Avians, however, are researching the Florans from space. One of the supply ships has a gas leak and crash lands in the Floran homeworld letting Florans to travel the stars.
     
  6. Breather

    Breather Oxygen Tank

    Another update, got a few more on Avians.

    "Journal of a Mechanic #5"
    by Unknown
    "I had to destroy my robot today. Some meddling Hylotl found her way to my workshop, and for some reason this turned my companion hostile. It proceeded to patrol around the ship, menacing Avians, until I was able to shut it down a few hours later. After retrieving the power crystal, I threw my robot overboard. I plan to make a larger, more powerful robot, but it's going to require more power crystals. Perhaps with the right amount, I can give enough intelligence to stop it attacking people on sight. Luckily the smuggler ship will be docking with us again later this evening, and I can make another request.

    "Mallard Reynold's Diary"
    by Mallard Reynold
    "This Greenfinger is becoming demanding. What does he want with all these power crystals, anyway? I don't trust a client who won't meet me in person. Always sends his creepy plant people to get the deliveries. Still, that Drysap gets a high price on the black market, so can't complain. That mechanic from last month wound me up no end, though. I don't respond well to blackmail. I mention this as we're docking with the ship he works on again tonight. I hope he has the good sense to leave things be. If not, we're prepared this time..."
     
  7. Breather

    Breather Oxygen Tank

    OK, another update! Found an Avian village with a few books to share.

    "Las'la Crimsonwing's Diary #3"
    by Las'la Crimsonwing
    "Tragedy. My brother. My dear, dear brother. We could not stop him. He climbed the Celestial Stairway and leaped. He spread his wings, but did no fly. He fell, fell, fell like so many Flightless, headlong towards the ground. He would become a god this day. Kluex, you have failed me. You have failed us all. If it wasn't for the pile of hay positioned by chance below the tower, my brother would be dead. But a concussion is pretty bad news, too. Curse you, Kluex. I defy you. I accept the Grounded ways. Tonight, I begin reading my wife's copy of the Kluex Delusion."

    "The Kluex Delusion #2"
    by Rochard Hawkwings
    "Prayer. Something the Clipped Council extol the virtues of. But how, I ask, can Kluex hear our prayers? Even according to the mythology, he is a simple Avian who ascended to Godhood through the power of flight. Flight! Not super-hearing. But you know what DOES have super-hearing? A SPY SATELLITE. That's right. Every time you pray, that spy satellite records your words, documents them, and saves them for use against you. Maybe the council has been taking tips from the Apex. That makes a lot of sense. I will get to the bottom of this."

    "The Progenitors"
    by Unknown
    "Aeons ago, before Kluex, there were many Sunborn - kind, benevolent gods who ruled over the Avians. These gods were not simply ascended, chose Avians. They were born from the sun itself; celestial entities who shone with the brightest fire and flew through the skies like angels. They gave our species life, and in return we gave them our unending devotion. But like all lights, the Sunborn eventually wen out."

    "A Doctrine of the Grounded"
    by Unknown
    "We reject the teachings of Kluex. We deny the existence of the SUnborn. We defy the rule of the Clipped Council. We will tar the Stargazers. We will burn down the Celestial Stairways. We will free the Ascendants, and liberate the Flightless. We are the Grounded, and we shall rise."
     
  8. Breather

    Breather Oxygen Tank

    Came across a Glitch castle, after slaughtering them all, I found a decent amount of books! Here they are:

    "The Would-Be King #1"
    by Unknown
    Once upon a time, before the dawn of the Outcasts, all the Glitch lived peacefully together. They had their villages and castles and fields and all sorts of other things that robot like. They lived happily and prosperously, thousands of minds working together., But one day, a single Glitch walked into the castle, took a seat on the throne, and loudly proclaimed; 'Decisive. I am the king.' The other Glitch stared at this unusual sight for a while, but did not know what to say. A self-proclaimed ruler was not something they were prepared for. As such, and with no real understanding of the situation, the Glitch were forced to obey."

    "The Would-Be King #4"
    The Glitch blacksmiths toiled day and night to create an army suitable for their lord Dreadwing. Of course, this army didn't fight, or even move, but they looked really great at certain angles. Eventually, though, the blacksmiths ran out of room for their false army, and realized it was time to unveil it. This posed a problem in itself. Of course, the army was not capable of marching on the castle, or marching anywhere. A plan was needed. A plan that even Dreadwing would not question. And finally that plan cam together; the Glitch would host a parade."

    "Guest in the Castle"
    by Hiraki Corale - Hylotl Adventurer
    "The Glitch may not be on the outside, but their hospitality is undisputable. They found me scaling the castle wall, simply wanting to have a look through a tower window, and politely invited me inside. Now, of course it sounded like a trap, so there was a bit of a scuffle at first, but it turned out they were genuine. They offered me the run of the castle, to explore, reseach and investigate to my heart's content. Occasionally I run into one of them and they greet me pleasantly enough. I have been reading all manner of fascinating books, and my understanding of the Glitch is growing."

    "A Slight Misunderstanding"
    by Hiraki Corale - Hylotl Adventurer
    "Due to my frequent attempts at cultural sensitivity, I decided to try and integrate myself with my hosts even more. While exploring the castle, I found a number of decorative suits of armor that appear to depict warrior Glitch. Naturally, to make my companions comfortable, I put a set on. The armor was hard to walk in, so I lost my balance a few times. I came tumbling down the stairs and into the main hall, and all Glitch eyes were on me. Rather than the warm greeting I deserved, however, they began to chatter and yell. I heard the words 'Anger' and 'Disgust' a number of times. And then they began to chase me."

    "Seasick" [Found in a Glitch castle, however does not have anything to do with a Glitch, it might be her travels before reaching a Glitch inhabited planet]
    by Hiraki Corale - Hylotl adventurer
    "I know, I know, a Hylotl shouldn't get seasick. But I'm in the air, not on the sea! So really, it isn't seasickness is it? Nevertheless, I've spent my days on this ship feeling exceptionally queasy, occasionally even... well, it is not polite to speak of it. Right now, I'm looking for a sidekick and a plan. And a cause, maybe. I hear those Apex could use a little help. Or maybe the humans. I will crusade for justice through the galaxy, and it will be glorious."
     
  9. SethLios

    SethLios Astral Cartographer

    Avian:

    "The Children of Kluex"
    By Unknown
    "There is a species, in the far corners of the universe, which many are aware of. Small Avian-like creatures, waddling beasts with beaks and flightless wings. They operate as space pirates, rogues and renegades. Legend tells that they are the children of Kluex himself, cast out due to their wicked ways: the first Flightless. Kluex laments the loss of his children, and their spiral into darkness. But they will not embrace him, will not return to the fold. And thus, it is any good Avian's duty to report a space pirate penguin sighting to the nearest authorities."

    "Las'la Crimsonwing's Diary #2"
    By Las'la Crimsonwing
    "Fear. I have received word from the home village. My parents - devout Flightless - retain elicit contact with me. It's a risk, and I appreciate it. My brother has been training as an Ascendant for many years. He is the fastest, the strongest, the best in his unit. How the time has come that we all feared. My dear brother Shir'en has been selected to make the journey up the Celestial Stairway, to diver from the tower. Fly or Die, the Grounded call it. If my brother soars, he will take his place as a Sunborn, a god. But if he fails... Kluex save him. For the first time in years, I pray that you are real."

    "The Kluex Delusion #1"
    By Rochard Hawkwings
    "While the Flightless blindly follow the teachings of the Clipped Council, those of us who are enlightened - grounded, if you will - question it. Many of us, in fact, are of the opinion that Kluex does not even exist. What evidence is there? What SCIENTIFIC evidence? Proof. That's what the universe revolves around. There is little proof that Kluex exists, other than people who claim to have seen him. There's also his space station, of course, floating just outside of orbit. A lonely, desolate place. Fit for a god? I do not believe so. If you ask me, that space station is a spy satellite. Watching us. Recording our personal data. Sending reports to the Council about what we do, think, eat, drink. They're watching us all."

    "The Kluex Delusion #3"
    By Rochard Hawkwings
    "I have discovered some startling similarities between Kluex and Big Ape, the ruler of the Apex. They are both mysterious figures, and they both rules. Having researched Avian history, I came to the conclusion that it's entirely possible the Clipped Council met with Big Ape in the past. Perhaps this is where the idea for Kluex came from. Perhaps Kluex's space station is simply filled with Miniknog technology, reading our every thought. I will reach out to Big Ape himself, for comment."

    Glitch:

    "A well-folded note"
    By Unknown
    "Never have I felt so alone. I am surrounded by my Glitch kin, and yet I know deep down I am an outcast. At night, I sleep, and I dream. Dream! Glitch do not dream. I dream of escape, of journeying beyond the stars, of carving a life out for myself, away from this drudgery. My thought process is changing. It terrifies me. I have desires, now. I question things. I almost caught myself second-guessing a directive out loud. I can feel my connection to the central consciousness fading, and while this scares me, there is a feeling of comfort there too."

    "The Would-Be King #2"
    By Unknown
    "The new Glitch king called himself Dreadwing, and rules with an iron fist. His subjects were expected to work day and night, which at first was not a problem for the Glitch since they rarely feel the need to rest. Soon, however, it became clear that the wear and tear on Glitch parts was an issue, and Dreadwing demanded the construction of more Glitch to boost his ranks. The Glitch were puzzled here, because at no point in their species (sic) history had they ever been able to create more of their number. For as long as they could, they put off this task, until one day Dreadwing descended into a fit of such ferocious anger that the Glitch knew they had to do something."

    "The Would-Be King #3"
    By Unknown
    "Day by day, Dreadwing grew more apoplectic as the number of Glitch never grew. In fact, his anger was such that he took to hurling his subjects from the castle tower, thus causing the population to shrink rather than grow. This made him even more angry. One day, a group of Glitch scientists hit upon an idea. They had no idea how to create more of their number, of course, but they were rather adept at making stylish suits of armour. It had often been remarked upon how the armour looked like the Glitch themselves, and so they set to work commissioning a number of blacksmiths to make as many suits of armour as possible."

    "The Would-Be King #5"
    By Unknown
    "The army paraded past on floats, towed by a number of Glitch workers and a Floran who'd decided to join in unannounced. Dreadwing sat atop his iron throne, brought outside into the city, and applauded each and every unit. 'They stand very still,' he remarked, to which his aides replied 'Yes, they are very disciplined.' As the last float made its way down the street, the entire crowd gasped as one of the soldiers leaped from the stand, and charged towards Dreadwing. Most surprised of all were the blacksmiths, who knew full well that their 'soldiers' were little more than decorative suits of armour. Dreadwing,however, thought it was all part of the show."

    "The Would-Be King #6"
    By Unknown
    "King Dreadwing applauded and whooped as the armoured Glitched careened towards him. It was only as the soldier lowered its blade and charged that he suspected something was wrong. The place pierced his metal shell, which shattered with a deafening crack. All the Glitch watched as their king fell backwards, his Glitch disguise falling way, revealing a small, black and white bird-like creature. The Glitch had been duped! Al this time, their tyrannical, unusual king had been a space pirate in disguise. It made perfect sense. Realising the game was up, and badly injured, the evil space pirate made his escape, never to be seen again. The rogue soldier turned out to be the impromptu Floran, who had grown bored and decided to go on a hunting spree. She was made an honorary hero of the Glitch people, but then immediately exiled because killing kings is bad, even if they were penguins in disguise. From that day forth, the Glitch vowed never to allow another monarch to take control, even if they asked really nicely."

    "A Message to all Glitch Guards"
    By Unknown
    "We have tolerated the Outcasts at a distance, with the understanding that they do not infiltrate our most precious of sanctums; our castles, our homes, our underground fight clubs. Outcasts have infiltrated all these places. They loiter around, saying words, and having opinions. It is disconcerting and disruptive. Our goodwill can only last so long. They are corrupting many of our number and severing their link with the central consciousness. As such, any Outcast spotted in a designated safe zone must be immediately arrested and sent to the laboratories for repurposing."

    ...And I'm spent.
     
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  10. Breather

    Breather Oxygen Tank

    Thank you very much for your contribution! Feel free to post more once your ready!
     
  11. SethLios

    SethLios Astral Cartographer

    I did raid a Glitch castle after the wipe, but I only found one new codex to add:

    Glitch:

    "The Prefix Problem"
    By Hiraki Corale, Hylotl Adventurer
    "Let it never be said that I do not attempt to integrate with whichever hosts I find myself indebted to. I have noticed that when addressing me, the Glitch use prefix words. Examples: 'Dismissive', 'Annoyed', 'Sarcastic' and 'Frustrated'. Feeling as if this is a custom I should celebrate, I have begun to partake in such linguistic frippery myself. 'Delight. It is nice to see you.' I said, but the Glitch just looked at me strangely, and then said something to his friend. I noticed something here, too. When the Glitch address each other, they do not use these prefix words. Perhaps something in their programming means they can read each others' tones without explanation."

    I'll be sure to add any others that I find.
     
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  12. Ariento

    Ariento Phantasmal Quasar

    Okay, here's the rest so far. I stopped tying to categorize them by species, I figured you'd be better at that than me.


    A review of Floran Peace
    by notable Avian critic Roger Seabi[the rest of his name is cut off :/]
    Billed as 'the great Floran novel' by its Glitch publishers, Florna Peace had a lot to live up to. It does, of course, fail on all accounts. The savage plant-species may be skilled hunters, but this skill does not translate to the page. The novel is a mess of plot ideas that go nowhere, with everything being resolved via stabbing. Character development is nonexistent, and it's impossible to warm to any of the protagonists given their propensity for murder. The middle section, particularly puzzlingly, is simply a fifty thousand word diatribe against the Hylotl. Despite the old adage, it seems that for the author Florstab, the sword is in fact mightier than the pen.

    From the journal of Professor Irondome
    Delight. My young charge has thrown himself into the task of producing a novel with aplomb. Contentment. He sits there, day in, day out, typing away at the computer. Hesitant. He refuses to allow me to read what he has written, however. Understanding. But he is an artist! Realization. I must let him work, let the words flow, let the genius come forth. Excitement. I know what dwells within his heart, and what stories he has to tell. Overwhelmed. My prot00s [looks to be a typo?] work will impact throughout the universe.

    Floran Architecture
    by Hiraki Corale, Hylotl Adventurer
    Trees! They live in trees. These living, savage plants live in huge tree houses built with care and attention. It's a far cry from our wonderful ocean paradise, of course, but one has to admire the tenacity with which this species attempts to carve out a niche to call their own. The craftsmanship is much as you'd expect from the Florans - crude to say the least - but there's a certain undeniable charm. I've had plenty of time to study as I've been hiding in one of their tree houses for three days now, waiting for my chance to slip away unnoticed. Oh, what fun adventuring is!

    Greenfinger's Notes: Teaching
    A number of Glitch have appeared in Floran villages, with the intention of educating our people. It's a noble pursuit - I've always stated that the ability to read and write is something the Floran should aspire to, but it's hard to persuade the general populace. The Glitch are in a good position to do this, as their metal exteriors largely protect them from Floran blades. However, we are at a stage where we now have Florans running around writing words on anything and everything, with typical Floran over-enthusiasm. It is, however, an improvement over the time they attempted to learn how to paint.

    A pamphlet with a footprint on it
    Do you question the Glitch hivemind? Do you long to have thoughts that are your own? Are you filled with doubts, despair and dismay? We may be able to help. Simply come to We Can't Remember It For You Wholesale, to have your connection to the hivemind severed... FOREVER!

    Transcript #0292
    Taken from The Steel Casebook
    Deckard: Confrontational. A Hylotl lies on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs to turn itself over but it can't, but it can't, not without your help, but you're not helping. Why is that?
    Leeron: Scientific. I am assessing the area for potential danger. The Hylotl could be part of a trap. I am conducting scans and sending reports. Only when my assessment is complete will I help the Hylotl. I would also consider that the Hylotl may be engaging in performance art.
    Deckard: Approving. Good answer.

    Transcript #0293
    Taken from The Steel Casebook
    Deckard: Suggestive. You're reading a magazine. You come across a full-page of a Glitch without a shell.
    Leeron: Confirming. I understand.
    Deckard: Pushing. Well?
    Leeron: Considerate. I would assess their workings to see if the model appeared functional. If not, I would find a contact address and advise the best course of action. All Glitch must be maintained properly for continued efficiency.

    A note on Glitch Outcasts
    by Hiraki Corale
    Hylotl Adventurer
    The Glitch do not typically seek out and destroy any Outcasts, they simply banish them. However, some Glitch communities have developed a repurposing process, a few mechanical tweaks that reformats a Glitch mind and strengthens the bond to the hivemind. As such, many Outcasts seek to flee the cities, reaching out for help from the Outcast sleeper cells who operate within the walls. Thrilling! It's like being in a spy novel.

    A printed page
    After many years of hard toil, under the watchful gaze of my patient mentor Professor Irondome, I am ready. I have a vocabulary to rival eyen the brightest Hylotl, the imagination to outdo the most energetic human, and the spiritual understanding to out-theologise an Avian. My work begins today. My novel, my story. A masterwork of literature, a true piece of art in the true spirit of my people, the inimitatable Florans. I sit here, now, in this recreational area, a cup of brewed sap beside me, this strange computer on my table. I tap away at the keys, and feel the power of literature beneath my stems. Our story will be told.

    An excerpt from Floran Peace
    by Treeio Florstab
    The Floran diplomats stood talking amicably as the Hylotl representative approached.
    "Filth!" the Hylotl cried. "Have you no shame, standing here with your leaves and flowers, defying the very laws of nature?"
    The Floran diplomats turned and looked at him, as one.
    "Perhaps we should stab him," suggested Diplomat Barkskinner.
    "I concur," replied Diplomat Vinestrangler.
    And so they stabbed him, and the soiree continued with much merriment and feasting, and all the other species agreed that the Floran way of life was admirable. Finally, Diplomat Skulldrainer stood up and began his speech.

    Journal of a Mechanic #2
    I've been fooling around with the Power Crystals that keep this ship afloat, and I've come to the conclusion that I need to get my hands on some for a personal project. I miss tinkering on my workshop, creating all manner of fun contraptions. Getting a hold of power crystals won't be easy, though. They are - quite understandably - regulated. It wouldn't do for just anyone to have access to them, after all! But I'm a certified PC engineer, I should be able to pull a few strings.

    Excerpt #1 from the Steel Casebook
    By Hewlett Deckard
    Glitch Bounty Hunter
    Moonlight bounces off granite walls as I walk the streets of this small Glitch village. My quarry, unknown for now, skulks quietly in the night. Murder. A murdered Glitch, mechanical parts strewn across oil-stained cobbles. His cold metal body lying in a repair shop somewhere, waiting for justice. He never left the village, they tell me, which points to one thing. The killer was someone close to him, a wolf in steel clothing. An Outcast in our midst.

    Excerpt #2 from the Steel Casebook
    By Hewlett Deckard
    Glitch Bounty Hunter
    Hit the streets, asked around. For a while, nothing to go on. Then a breakthrough. Our murdered Glitch had been working a certain role more often than is usual. Window cleaner. One particular house, in fact. Often at night. Curious. I stood outside the building, the sun gleaming off the freshly-polished glass, and realised I was metres from the crime scene, from where our victim was found. Tomorrow, I'll pay the house a visit. See what I can dig up.


    That's all for now, but, just a heads up, your excerpts from the steel casebook are incomplete, since there was more than one page. I posted the complete versions above ;)
     
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  13. Ariento

    Ariento Phantasmal Quasar

    Hey, um, Greenfinger is actually a Floran. I found a statue of him. So Greenfinger's notes should probably go in the Floran section.
    Also, I found a couple human or apex (not sure) entries, will post them later.

    EDIT: Woah, I found the codex files from the game! Too bad they're in .codex format. But the images from the books are in the same folder, and it seems different species books look different. So it looks like those two I found today really are Apex entries.

    EDIT2: Aha! Cracked it! Oooh, this is gonna be great! I'm gonna make my own index of codex entries, using the files. Feel free to use mine as a reference for this thread.
     
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  14. TheGameOfLife

    TheGameOfLife Intergalactic Tourist

    Sadly, I don't have any new codex transcripts that I can share, but I just wanted to say that I really enjoy the idea of compiling them all to piece together the history of the 6 races that the game currently has.

    That being said, you can expect to see me on this thread again if I happen to come across any undocumented texts.
     

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