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Po intensifies :/

Discussion in 'Starbound Discussion' started by Ἄνουβις, Sep 16, 2013.

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Do you enjoy the smell of Po in the morning?

  1. Ye... Yeah

    117 vote(s)
    61.3%
  2. Hell naw!

    74 vote(s)
    38.7%
  1. irongamer

    irongamer Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    Patiently awaits the newly coined boss mob for the sewer dungeon.
     
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  2. Miss Andry

    Miss Andry Cosmic Narwhal

    people at mcdonalds get paid minimum wage and have to deal with this all day

    its how the world works, everyone should be able to deal with this
     
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  3. meirelle

    meirelle Aquatic Astronaut

    It can be a special attack of the MegaPoGolem. *Po Golem uses ability Shitstorm* *it is extremely effective*
     
  4. I actually like this monster. It's nasty, slightly creepy, and does not have the silly face I disliked in the original Po. :)
     
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  5. Veran

    Veran Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    recolor it in reddish tones and you got yourself a flesh golem. also, i like this one more than the uguu~~ piece of shit shown earlier.
     
  6. Serenity

    Serenity The Waste of Time

    I feel the poll is very biased no one likes the smell of crap and you know it, if you had put yes, no, don't care would have been a better poll. I personally like the evolution.

    Also they kind of remind me of the kkk makes sense because they are also walking piles of crap.
     
  7. ShadetheDruid

    ShadetheDruid Pangalactic Porcupine

    The whole anti-Po rage reminds me of the scene from Johnny English. "Pull yourself together, it's only a bit of poo!"
     
  8. Attack_Fish

    Attack_Fish Phantasmal Quasar

    People don't care about poop, they don't like the Po because it's the only monster that breaks the Starbound universe. It may smell bad but it also smells like magic which has no place in Starbound.
     
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  9. FrozenFlame

    FrozenFlame Giant Laser Beams

    The evolved form is pretty decent actually. Lot more threatening than it's fluffy past form.
    So yeah, lvl2 FecalGolem is pretty frightening. Watch that ranged attack!
     
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  10. natelovesyou

    natelovesyou Oxygen Tank

    They should be called "Polems".
     
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  11. Trowzers

    Trowzers Existential Complex

    I never thought a single incidental mob would cause so much hand-waving-freak-outery!
    I can understand some people might not like them, but hey, passion is a good thing in a game, even if it's passionate hatred. I imagine it would be much more satisfactory 'cleaning out' the dungeon these guys appear in if you don't like the po!
    My latest D&D game just had it's mandatory sever diving expedition. Only a few party members went (I was one of the unfortunate ones) and the DM is still making jokes about the smell.
    I'm used to it so I'm all Sir Didymus:
     
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  12. Affero

    Affero Contributor

    What is with those vague asnwers? :p Should be either Yes or No.
     
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  13. BlastRed

    BlastRed Spaceman Spiff

    It's not like there going to be seen much in the game, so why care so much about it?
     
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  14. ShadetheDruid

    ShadetheDruid Pangalactic Porcupine

    This is the internet! It's like an unwritten rule on here that if you dislike something you can't just dislike it, you have to hate it and also flip your shit over it. :eek:
     
  15. Esorono

    Esorono Void-Bound Voyager

    I welcome our poop overlords, so long as they obey my every command of course.
     
  16. BlastRed

    BlastRed Spaceman Spiff

    Why flip your shit!
    exactly.
    it's not that much of a deal.
    If your going to make a mod removing it thats a bad idea.
    i already know how to remove it, without not being able to not play with others.
    simply change the skin of the po to something you manage to like.
    AKA, delete po.png OR pogolem.png
    or whatever the file type picture is.
    make a sprite that you want the "FAKE PO" to be
    rename the sprite po.png or pogolem.png
    put it in the folder.
    ???
    Profit.
    NOW STOP FLIPPING YOUR SHIT ABOUT SHITTY MONSTERS
    (My way of this is called MAKING A DAMN TEXTURE PACK) it's not really a mod
     
  17. LarryTheLastStarfighter

    LarryTheLastStarfighter Astral Cartographer

    Holy Po!
    Anything these magicians put in this game is gonna be glorious!:up:
    Even if it ain't theres nothing you can do about it!!!
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHhsasdf!!!
     
  18. OzzytheFist

    OzzytheFist Big Damn Hero


    EDIT: Hue. Lost track of what happened last night. Anyway, I'll give this video a look-over after school, and then reply.
     
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  19. CHILDofOMELAS

    CHILDofOMELAS Tentacle Wrangler

    Actually, Po kinda reminds me of these things

    *shudder*
     
  20. darkparadise

    darkparadise Big Damn Hero

    The pvpers will complain that the PO & the armor they drop are OP... :D
     

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