Planet destroying space station...

Discussion in 'Planets and Environments' started by Crimsondeath, Feb 6, 2013.

  1. Crimsondeath

    Crimsondeath Star Wrangler

    How about this... A huge space station with the capacity to destroy entire planets? There are these two factions right, who are battling for the blueprints for it. One of them is led by a tall dude with a black leather fetish and hallitosis and the other is led by a green midget with a speech impediment.

    The only way it can be destroyed is by flying a tin can through a channel that leads directly to the space station's glaringly obvious structural weakpoint that looks like two enormous glowing sugar cubes.

    No sooner has one been destroyed however, than it turns out that the plans for the bloody thing have somehow been leaked more frequently that the details from the Hutton enquiry, and every slightly suspiscious looking alien from the nearest three galaxies are building their own versions out of Twiglets, string and blu-tak.

    Note- The Death sausage will also be capable of destroying the "Planet destroying space station" TM.
     
  2. Jeskins

    Jeskins Subatomic Cosmonaut

    First of all::rofl:

    Second of all: Good idea! Except that it has to be more serious. they should also add spaceships (Battleships) to have a battle with a space station.
     
  3. Evangelion

    Evangelion Supernova

  4. Autzome

    Autzome Black Hole Surfer

    I would like to fund this project but only if said space-station is colored like a watermelon. i am willing to donate exactly 100 Trillion space dollars.
     
    Crimsondeath likes this.
  5. Crimsondeath

    Crimsondeath Star Wrangler

    Oh my god! It's like you're in my head. That's precisely how I would picture it in my head! Now, what to call it? Hmmm.
     
  6. FreshSheet

    FreshSheet Pangalactic Porcupine

    Obviously it's the Deadly Round.
     
    Crimsondeath and Evangelion like this.

Share This Page