Crazy, Stupid and Cowardly Pig Soldiers (Hogs of War!!!) First some quirks: They use beat-up and malfunctioning equipment (jetpacks that blow up sometimes, Guns that stop shooting, etc...) That being said... they have fancy armor and uniforms (ww1 style) They like bombs and will chuck them with impunity (sometimes killing each other in the process!) If you kill too many the remaining ones get scared and run. (or beg.... but if you turn away they'll try to kill you) They should be a bit of a joke and should be more dangerous to themselves than to you (Even animals kill them!) They come in ranks Infintry (rifle (tends to not fire), grenades) Bazooka soldiers (They are NOT accurate) Jetpackers (Throw grenades from on high) Clubman (Runs up and bonks you with a broken rifle) Flamethrowers (often blow up) Mechfighters (like your own Mech....only it fails most of the time) Pilots (in fighters....often crashes) Medics\Mechanics (tends to do more harm than good) General (stops the other pigs from failing (as much) in a large radius) Often found in groups of 10 or more but only 3/4 of them will survive the initial volley. If you see a General expect 25 + Soldiers around him. They are pretty weak but in large groups (with a general nearby) they could provide a decent challenge. Social: They have a Monarchy but are like space Vikings, raiding worlds for resorces. They have few laws and fewer morals and behave truely monsterously. Theft? Sure! Betrayal? Definitely! Acts of Genocide and other crimes against life? For the lulz! Kill them....no really...KILL them Mating Habits: .......You REALLY don't want to know..... Mental Habits: Its a scientific mystery how these beings survived the stone age on their world... let alone how they managed to make an galactic empire that has lasted for 10,000 years..... Language: Oinks and squeals.....no really!
Ah! I thought of a few more things.. 1: They can build bases (not very well...) 2: Tame and train animals to attack the player! 3: They slowly kill the worlds they land on... so Destroy their Base and kill their Generals! 4: They Fart.....ALOT! (It's poisonous!) 5: They try to steal stuff from you...(not main weapons or anything really important) (kill them to take it back!)