Petiton!

Sign this to make Chucklefish add sentient salsa clouds as a playable race. DO IT! DO IT NOW!

 

that's all fine and dandy, but what about or Cyborg Zombie demographic? they feel severely disenfranchised.

 

That too! *selfsigns petition five hundred times*

 

You dare command me? Insolent mortal!

 

What are salsa clouds, might I ask?

 

Large clouds of chunky salsa (the sort when you slice an enemy tomato into a fine red mist) that think. They can hold weapons and stuff too.

 

no. just no. :/

 

Why? Just why?

 

because it is scary and i don't like scary things S:

 

It's a red cloud.

 

red clouds are scary.

 

Er... nope. Red cloud=good. Got it memorised? (reference to your avatar)

 

red is scary, axel is scary, lea is even more scary oh and red clouds are just pure evilness. nice avatar btw ;p

 

And your hair is ridiculous. SIGN. PETITION.

EDIT: I try to kill you but your avatar's so CUUUUUUUUTE

 

NO and that was mean, now im going to cry by my mother //sarcasm

 

Fear not, I shall defend thee! *revs chainsaw*

 

Why does no-one like me? *Grabs dual lightsaber chainsaw thingies, DEVS ADD THIS WEAPON PLEASE* Come at me, bro.

 

The f*ck is a sentient salsa cloud.

 

Its is distantly related to the schmooze.

 

I AM NO BRO OF THINE, KNAVE!