OOKABOOKA!!!!!!! The battlecry of the dreaded OOKABOOKA is all an unprepared adventurer will hear before he/she is ripped apart, stabbed, decapitated, incapacitated, incapacitated and decapitated, crushed, or generally killed. Only one man has ever lived to see them, and here he is, DOCTOR MUH!!! DOCTOR MUH: What? Interviewer: The OOKABOOKA? DOCTOR MUH: Come again? Interviewer: Ugh, THE OKKABOOKA!!! DOCTOR MUH: WHAT!? WHERE!? *pulls out glock* Interviewer: OH MY GOD! DOCTOR MUH: COME ON OUT, OOKABOOKA! I GOT A GLOCK FOR YOU! Interviewer: There's no OOKABOOKA! DOCTOR MUH: What? Oh, no OOKABOOKA... um... you won't tell security will you? Interviewer: Not if you put that away and we can carry on with the interview... DOCTOR MUH: Capital! Now, what did you want to know? Interviewer: How did you find the OOKABOOKA? DOCTOR MUH: Oh, that's quite the tale, I was on an expedition with my two colleagues Doctor Faiklicence and Professor Glass and my pet Poptop , Moomuh on a high threat level planet called Sheeba. We were exploring its dense jungles with three armed guards when we heard somebody yell "OOKABOOKA!!!!!!" scaring one of our guards into shooting Prof. Glass in the foot. I'm guessing Moomuh was scared, because he was chewing on my arm. Interviewer: Ah, that explains your arm being gone... DOCTOR MUH: DON'T STARE AT IT! *sobs* Interviewer: Ok, i won't... now you were saying? DOCTOR MUH: Oh, yes... um... Like I was saying, I served in solar war VII as a gunner on the ship Howitzer II and- Interviewer: The OOKABOOKA? DOCTOR MUH: WHAT!? HERE!? *Pulls out Assault Rifle* Interviewer: NOOOOO!!!! DOCTOR MUH: COME ON OUT OOKABOOKA! I GOT SOME INCENDIARY ROUNDS READY FOR YOU!! Interviewer: THE OOKABOOKA ARE NOT HERE!! DOCTOR MUH: Oh, you sure? Interviewer: YES! DOCTOR MUH: Ok, so where was I... oh yes, As Moomuh was chewing on my arm and Glass was jumping around like a lunatic over his wounded foot, Faiklicence was noticing something mving towards us. I saw it too, it looked like an oversized Avian with forks for arms, ONLY THEY WEREN'T FORKS!!!!! Interviewer: Ok, um... appearance, check. What did it do? DOCTOR MUH: IT KILLED MY WHOLE RESEARCH PARTY, THAT'S WHAT IT DID!!! Interviewer: mmhm... so HOW did it kill them? DOCTOR MUH: Using a variety of attacks, of course It took down Glass as he was flailing about with a pounce attack, which was quite bad news for his fiance, who is now Mrs. Muh. Teehee... So, continuing, it managed to stun our armed guards by shouting its battlecry, OOKABOOKA!!!!! Interviewer: What was that? seemed a bit too loud to come from you... DOCTOR MUH: SPECIAL EFFECTS!!!! Interviewer: Um... ok... So, it stunned them? DOCTOR MUH: Yes! It stunned them and started slashing them apart with its deadly forks! And just when Moomah decided to let go of my arm, it pounced him! My poor little poptop! I managed to get out my trusty little pistol here, its this one, the one in my hand, and put some lead in it, but just as i wasted the magazine, IT ATE MOOMAH'S CORPSE! It restored its health by feeding on the little monster i planned to mount! Interviewer: O_O Um, well... do you think any will ever be trained or tamed? DOCTOR MUH: Possibly, but they are feral beasts, a tamable one will probably be as rare as it is to see one. Interviewer: Hm. OOKABOOKA: OOKABOOKA!!!!! Interviewer: OH MY GOD!!!! DOCTOR MUH: I GOT IT! *Pulls out Rocket Launcher* Interviewer: NO! NOT THAT! ANYTHING BUT- _____________________________________________________________________________________________ OOKABOOKAS HAVE TAKEN OVER THE BROADCAST STATION, YOU ARE NOW WATCHING OOKABOOKA TV OOKABOOKA: OOKABOOKA OOKABOOKA OOKABOOKA. OOKABOOKA: OOKABOOKA, OOKABOOKA. OKKABOOKA: OOKA! OOKABOOKA! OOKABOOKA: ookabooka... Thank you for watching OOKA Time, with OOKABOOKA.
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