Okay, girls. Who's going to let me in on the secret?

What is Haley going to do with that pike?

"You know what it's for."

 

Sorry, pal. Until you can present a valid XX chromosomal pairing you're not cleared for that information.

 

I know... and I wish I didn't...

 

Lmao I was actually wondering that myself. My girlfriend is now obsessed with the game and while I was watching her play, we saw that quest. That's good stuff!

 

Haley quests are weird, she will "love you forever" if you give her certain things (and most of those are things she dislikes/hates) or we know why she's wanting things. No, Haley, I have zero clue why you want a sea cucumber...

 

They don't call her Haley, Mistress of Pain for nothing. Sadly.

 

For some reason, I thought you meant a pike, as in the weapon. A fish seems much less deadly, but also brings up many more questions...maybe my brain is going places it shouldn't...

 

we summon cthulhu

 

She's gonna slap somebody with it LOL

 

Haley: smacking people with various things since (when the game was complete)

A chat room I used to be a part of had a gal smacking people with a wet trout, it was a funny thing. I could see Haley doing that too, smacking someone with whatever bizarre thing she's wanting.