Night Fox Dynamics. Vanish with us.

Discussion in 'Corporations Archive' started by NightLight, Mar 10, 2013.

  1. GravityFlux

    GravityFlux Guest

    Oh god. I am insane, but even I know how bad this is. It could escape and assimilate the universe! I think there was this old show called Star Trek in which there was the Borg. They won and conquered the universe! That is what might happen here!
     
  2. harnackam

    harnackam Ketchup Robot

    Hello, sorry for taking so long to get here. TWerk-271 is a species with advanced telepathic abilities created by a scientist(recently deceased) of my species. They have the capibility of taking almost any object and repurposing it. They're fast, powerful, and worst of all incredibly intelligent. They can modify many things including matter, energy, spacetime(have little powers in this respect, but can see into the past for up to 3 hours). Some things they cannot modify are themselves, the fact that they are highly magnetic, and matter/energy from other universes. The way they adapt is they learn how your attack is meant to hurt them, and use their powers to stop it (can reflect lazers, stop bullets, etc.). My information comes almost entirely from their creator's notes. He was recently confirmed dead, and I went to investigate what killed him, and discovered the TWerk-271 running rampant on his ship.
    There are some surefire ways to kill them. Overpower them(not possible at this time), or use weapons that come from other universes.(There is no way to use melee weapons from another universe on them, since although they could not move the weapons they would rip you apart.) I have shown you earlier where to get the weapons necessary to eliminate them. Just get a moderately sized bomb, and blow them up(you may need more than one).
    I would do it myself but I am not welcome where the weapons are stored. Do you have any other weapons than the ones stored on the ship you lost.
     
  3. harnackam

    harnackam Ketchup Robot

    If not go get more, from the same area.(It is checked every 30 min and refilled with weapons, if any are missing)
     
  4. GravityFlux

    GravityFlux Guest

    Protocol AAZGP Report: Fleet armed and awaiting orders. Multiverse Missiles charged. Power 100%. [DATA EXPUNGED] armed.
    Hurry! start on a cure or a method of safe destrution! They have adapted to our fleet of CX-4's! They are the most powerful weapons that come from other universes! This isnt going well.
     
  5. GravityFlux

    GravityFlux Guest

    We have armed every fleet we have. Its at your disposal, Harnackam.
     
  6. GravityFlux

    GravityFlux Guest

    Night? What about you?
    Also, Harnackam, remember, stay away from any inhabited planet. The last thing we want is Carbonite News sitting on us and blabbing
     
  7. harnackam

    harnackam Ketchup Robot

    You idiot. You just bought those missiles from the black market. They were hoaxes. Not from another universe at all.
    There is no cure, since they are not a virus, or bacteria. They are a species.
    There is no way in this universe to destroy them without maybye throwing a few stars at the ship. And even with that much power, they might just push their own ship out of the way.
    NFR get those bombs now.
     
  8. harnackam

    harnackam Ketchup Robot

    Carbonite news has nothing to blab. We did not create it. It is not our fault.
     
  9. GravityFlux

    GravityFlux Guest

    Ermm, I should probably tell you this. We were the ones who actually created TWerK. The man you are talking about was one of us. We needed the TWerK, during the War of Azulia. We were dieing. NixTech would have murdered us all. So we created them. The scientist you speak of seperated once we began to destroy them. Protocol AAZGP was made specially for them. After the war, we actually used it when they went out of control. Remember the great string cut of '67? That was us. We cut off an entire sector from the rest of the universe, just to get rid of them. We had no idea they still existed.
    And you know how we dont want to associate with the planet of Traelim? Its because we created youre ancestors. Traelim is your home
     
  10. GravityFlux

    GravityFlux Guest

    AUTOMATED WARNING

    5(FIVE) HOURS TILL DEPLOYMENT OF PROTOCOL ALPHA ALPHA ZETA GAMMA PRIME
     
  11. GravityFlux

    GravityFlux Guest

    I must have left him speechless
     
  12. harnackam

    harnackam Ketchup Robot

    Hmmm, nice theory. wrong though. All traces of our creator species is gone. We could not find any living originals if we tried. we might find clones on planets made by our scientists studying the creator species behavior in order to better understand the bodies we most commonly use.
    The part about you creating TWerk is not wrong though. The now deceased creator of TWerp-271 did give you a prototype for your war effort in exchange for funding. I believe you were given the species of TWerp-73.
    Although extremely dangerous, they were not nearlly as powerful as TWerp-271 having a rudimentary system for all their telepathic/telekenetic abilities making them not able to handle things delecately. They were just able to crush, bash, and smash things. Another disadvantage of TWerp-73 was that they very often accidentally modified their own bodies, causing quick death. A third disadvantage is that births of TWerp-73 were complete failures 80% of the time meaning definite death for both parent, and unborn child. A fourth disadvantage is that their reflexes were 1/918 of TWerp-271. A fifth disadvantage is that they were rather unintelligent, having the mental capacity of a seven year old child.
    So although effective in certain respects(placing a TWerp-73 on pretty much any ship would most likely end in the destruction of that ship) they were incapable of increasing their population, were possible to be killed by mundane weapons, and had nowhere near the ability to adapt to attack as TWerp-271.
    TWerp-271 was made possible by funding from you, but it is the scientist's fault for not following proper safety procedures enforced by our species on dangerous projects such as that.
    The planet of Traelim was definitely not our point of origin. My records prove that successful research was done there with the help of native species to help improve some aspects of our species ancestors, but we terminated interaction with Traelim after the theft of some advanced research which was recovered. All that is ancient history.
    I need to know what PROTOCOL ALPHA ALPHA ZETA GAMMA PRIME is to judge whether it will help our situation.
     
  13. GravityFlux

    GravityFlux Guest

    We did not create you actually. More, we improved upon existing creations. We gave you strength. There should be some documents upon that in UTL Library. Protocol Alpha Alpha Zeta Gamma Prime, is the ultimate removal method.
     
  14. harnackam

    harnackam Ketchup Robot

    Yes, or more accurately the research was to reduce production of toxins, when intense exercise uccures allowing more physical strain before tiring.
    what do you mean by "ultimate removal method"?
     
  15. GravityFlux

    GravityFlux Guest

    Well, we use the weapon "Lorelei" to cut off every string connecting the sector to this plane of existence. It litteraly cease to exist.
     
  16. harnackam

    harnackam Ketchup Robot

    NFD will you get the items in time? or will I have to use alternate methods?
     
  17. harnackam

    harnackam Ketchup Robot

    I'd hoped I would not have to do this. I'm getting the weapons myself.
    OPEN CUSTOM TELEPORT-PLATFORM
    PLATFORM ONLINE: AWAITING ORDERS
    teleport to location:01110000 01100001 01101110 01100100 01101111 01110010 01100001 01110011 0100000 01100010 01101111 01111000 0100000 0100011 0110001 0111001 0111000 0110111 0110001 0110100
    ERROR IMPOSSIBLE LOCATION
    teleport to location:01110000 01100001 01101110 01100100 01101111 01110010 01100001 01110011 0100000 01100010 01101111 01111000 0100000 0100011 0110001 0111001 0111000 0110111 0110001 0110100
    ERROR LOCATION IS ON BLACKLIST
    teleport to location:01110000 01100001 01101110 01100100 01101111 01110010 01100001 01110011 0100000 01100010 01101111 01111000 0100000 0100011 0110001 0111001 0111000 0110111 0110001 0110100
    ERROR LOCATION IS PROHIBITED
    teleport to location:01110000 01100001 01101110 01100100 01101111 01110010 01100001 01110011 0100000 01100010 01101111 01111000 0100000 0100011 0110001 0111001 0111000 0110111 0110001 0110100
    ERROR TELEPORTING TO LOCATION WILL CAUSE YOU TO BECOME WANTED BY L.A.W.
    override code <hidden>
    override code <hidden>
    override code <hidden>
    master console access<hidden>
    teleport to location:01110000 01100001 01101110 01100100 01101111 01110010 01100001 01110011 0100000 01100010 01101111 01111000 0100000 0100011 0110001 0111001 0111000 0110111 0110001 0110100
    ERR######OIT(B&T#VB(*&T@(BY*VRB(*UGRBV(*#T(*(*VBT
    teleport in progress
    ERROR ATTEMPTED INTERFERENCE
    ERROR INTERFERENCE MAY DISRUPT TELEPORT
    INITIATION OF EMERGENCY PROCEDURES
    TELEPORT COMPLETE
    (37 minutes later)
    teleport in progress
    *Stumbles out of teleporter. One arm completely ripped off. The left half of his body burnt/still on fire.*
    Awwwwwwwww. *SCREAMS*
    *drags his body to a nearby panel, types a bit, red message pops up, sobs, types some more, green message comes up, nearby door slides open, hobbles to chamber, pulls lever, chamber fills with greenish blue liquid*
    (12 minutes later)
    *chamber drains, harnackam wakes up, fully healed in body, still dripping liquid. Tests out new arm, walks out, and cleans himself*
    (4 minutes later)
    *walks to pile near teleporter, checks contents, nods.*
     
  18. harnackam

    harnackam Ketchup Robot

    Ok I have the missiles, bombs, and other various handheld weapons.
    Arm your fleet now.
     
  19. Opirian

    Opirian Subatomic Cosmonaut

    ((Added to list))
     
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  20. GravityFlux

    GravityFlux Guest

    What is this, I dont even TELEPORT
     

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