Laker grabs his two pieces of rifle, and throws them into the moonbase to be repaired for later. He grabs Cloud, and shoves him into the side of the moonbase, shattering his visor. Laker charges his powerfist, and lunges at Cloud. Cloud dodges and kicks Laker further into space.
Walrus pulls out his handgun and fires away from the moon. The force of the bullet sends him flying back towards the moon. He grabs Laker as he falls, smashes him into the ground, and throws him into a crater.
"STOP RUINING OUR FIGHT!" Laker grabs Walrus, breaks his arms and legs, and locks him inside the moonbase.
*Paillan apears from the cloning chamber*Any of you guys got money?*sees the fight*1000 pixels to lakers!
Cloud struggles over to the airlock, and grabs a spare O2 mask and hooks it up to his Oxygen supply. He pulls a sword handle out of his belt, and a hard-light blade flickers into existence. "I swear, it's like the only thing you do around here is beat people up and burn things down!" he growls. they're interrupted as a blinding flash of light from the planet catches their attention. Cloud's HUD identifies it as a weaponized Nuclear Device. "Well, that'll be cutting this short.. We should probably go find out what that was." the two slowly lower their weapons, and head to the hangar, after putting Walrus in the medbay along with Paillan and Daniel, whose surgeries are just about finished.
Splash jumps into the air, grabs Walrus and shoots the air. The recoil sends him flying back to the moonbase.
"Like hell you're leaving without me! Bones grow back!" Walrus grabs his gear, and walks back over to Laker and Cloud.
Laker walks into the Medbay on the ship, and notices Walrus gurgling and foaming at the mouth about leaving without him. "Walrus, you're on the ship's medbay, you know." Walrus gets up from his bed, and both his already-broken legs snap even more, sending him convulsing on the ground. Laker awkwardly walks away.
Laker takes a seat in the cockpit, and gently moves the ship out of the hangar. It zips along, carefully, into New Atlant'iin. The ship's danger signals all flash on within a minute of entering the atmosphere. The ship rumbles, and soon, as the clouds clear and a clear view is provided, Laker and Cloud spot a large mushroom cloud, and underneath it, the burning village. They look further on near the mountains, and the desert. Two more nukes are set off, and dust begins filling the sky. "We gotta go, now!" Laker quickly jerks the ship away, and speeds away. They look, and see a nuke hitting their moon, which begins burning up and falling into the atmosphere. "No, this isn't real, nonono, alright, um, we need to find shelter, a new planet, SOMETHING!" Laker scans his map and picks up a nearby empty forest planet. "Here, we can start a colony here!"
*Paillan moves slowly in the shatters of the moon*Men WTF, I don't wanna die again, that cloning machine was a jerk and it was so expensive I am broke. hmmm, this place will collapse in 30 minutes, enought time to find a ship*starts seaching fast*
-Daniel sees a flash of light coming from behind and turns around-Holy fucking maroni in a sandwich with cheese!-He says when he sees the moon collapsing-? A ship? that must be cloud and the guys-follows the ship-((I am on a ship to))
Walrus sees the moon falling. "I bet Laker has something to do with this..." Splash and Walrus (conveniently healed thanks to magical time skips) run to the cockpit and launch the ship. Walrus brings up comms. "We escaped before the moon Majora'd. Where are you?"
(( You guys are in the same ship as us, I think laker said that a few posts ago... )) (( Ah, there it is. )) Cloud sits on the ship, as Laker drives the ship recklessly. "I'm telling you, we could just use the FTL Drive." Cloud says. Laker rolls his eyes, "No, not really. This is cooler." Meh. I guess he's right. Cloud thinks, and he heads to the crew quarters.
Walrus activates tracking, and scans for Laker and Cloud's ship. He pulls up beside them. "What do we do now?"
Walrus uses his power of reading previous posts to teleport himself and Splash onto Cloud and Laker's ship. "Alright, what now?"