New Floran Kingdom RP

((Oh, well... I guess you can wake up with Paillan and Daniel.))

 

((You don't need to explain what you did.))

((Actually, he is part of out team.))

 

((Oh. Well, in that case, k.))
Laker punches and kicks helplessly as the sloths dragged him on. Laker catches glimpses of Walrus and Splash further down the tunnel, and begins struggling more. He finally shakes one of his arms away, and begins punching sloths away. Soon he frees his other arm, and his leg, and his other leg. He begins darting down the tunnel, sliding down a shaft into a large cavern. Sloth Monks dressed in robes shriek with horror, as Laker gets up. Further down the cavern, a large sparkling throne signifies the King of the Sloths.

Soon come Walrus and Splash, battling their way to Laker. The Sloth King yells out a few squeals, and quickly the Sloths stop attacking. The King wobbles off his throne and scoots along the floor, until he reaches the trio. His mouth opens, sending saliva pouring out followed by a roar. "You filthy human scum dare enter lair of Sloth? Is it for Sloth Relic?" The King points to a piece of metal, which Laker quickly recognizes as a crate of crucial cockpit controls for the ship. Laker huddles with the other two, and they begin to plot. "Alright," Laker says, "this guy seems to be the no-honor-no-glory kind of dude. If I challenge him to a duel, he might except to continue showing his pride. The prize up for grabs will be none other than ownership of the Sloth Kingdom. Once we get control, -which we will,- we can take the crate and let the Sloths continue their three-toed adventure through life."
Laker's helmet slides on, and he pulls his rifle off his back. The King growls and snarls, as Laker lists the terms of the fight. The King grumbles and accepts it. The trio moves into arena bleachers as Laker and the King gather in the pit for a battle.

 

Walrus watches from the bleachers as Laker and the King start fighting. The King is a lot stronger than Laker, but Laker is faster. Laker manages to knock down the king, but suddenly guards start streaming into the arena! Ponke, Splash and Walrus jump into the arena, and start fighting the guards.

 

Laker leaps onto the king as he falls, and holds the rifle to his forehead. "Sloths, stop, or I kill this thing." The King spits and convulses, giving out screeches. The Sloth Warriors slowly back down, and begin backing away. Laker slides off the king, who gurgles out some sort of amulet. Laker picks it up, and the Sloths begin bowing down to Laker. "Ok, so, I guess this is what controls them." Laker commands them to gather all the systems and pieces for the ship, and begin a teleporter network to get all the pieces to Cloud for the main hull. Within a day they already have all the pieces and an entire teleporter network set up. Laker and the gang teleports in front of Cloud. "Hai!"

 

((loker too stronk, chucklefish plz nerf))

 

Splash takes out his blaster and shoots a sloth but he missed and he hit a wall. The wall breaks open and a dozen dead human bodies fall out.

 

...Well that happened

 

((splash be trippin balls))

"There are no more sloths, Splash. But I'm curious as to why there are a bunch of corpses in a cliff wall."

 

Guys, Look, a piece of a map!*takes da piece* is the route to the old-yer good lokers armor deposit or something it says... LAKER, do you had ANOTHER hidden stash we need to now about apart from... this one?

 

"Oh... um, I have several more, including sloth stashes, weapons stashes, human-meat stashes, and panty hose stashes."

 

WE NEED those weapons NOW

 

Well... I think those humans are fallen comrades I killed because they knew I was a spy.

 

"Off to the panty hoses!"

 

"Hate to be ruining the party, guys, but we've still got the avians to deal with while the ship fuels up."
A quiet rumbling is heard.
"I'd assume that's them over the horizon. It won't be long until they find us here. Do you think we can get to that weapons stash and back in time to protect the ship?"

 

"Well, actually..." Laker runs over to an oasis, and leaps in it. The crew watches as Laker vanishes through the water, which turns into a blue mist. Minutes later, a hatch opens near them, and Laker comes out with a sack of Legendary Human Weapons.
Laker puts his rifle aside and takes out two gauntlets which both release blades. He looks at a name etched into one. Altaïr Ibn-La'Ahad... weird. He also pulls out an assault rifle with red, green, and blue marks on it. He notices switches near the barrel. There is one for regular, acid, electric, and fire bullets. "Nice!" Laker pulls out some sandbags and a minigun mount from the stash, and begins setting up some fortifications until the ship is built.

 

Walrus grabs the assault rifle. "It's ass-kick o' clock."

 

I don't need a gun. I've got my Water Gun/Sword. I also have my dagger but I won't be needing it.

 

((I'm imagining a Nerf water squirter with a sword-handle on it*

 

((And you run around hitting people with it))