RP N1FL/HE1M

Discussion in 'Role Playing' started by Redacted Revenant, May 10, 2018.

  1. Milosz3107

    Milosz3107 Big Damn Hero

    "Hopefully he figured it out faster than I did then."
    *He lifts up a small canister of erchius fuel*
    "It's compressed; what you're looking at is over 20,000 units of fuel. We didn't take that much originally, but on the last trip we got greedy."
     
  2. Redacted Revenant

    Redacted Revenant Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    "Thing must have been going fairly quickly"
     
  3. Milosz3107

    Milosz3107 Big Damn Hero

    "What d'ya think?"
     
    Last edited: May 15, 2018
  4. Redacted Revenant

    Redacted Revenant Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    "I think the thing would've put Sonic to shame. I try to avoid it whenever I can."
     
  5. Milosz3107

    Milosz3107 Big Damn Hero

    "That reminds me, know anyplace where I can sell this fuel and possibly find my friend?"
     
  6. Redacted Revenant

    Redacted Revenant Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    "It's valuable fuel, I don't imagine it would be hard to sell. As for your friend, you'd know them better than I would."
     
  7. Milosz3107

    Milosz3107 Big Damn Hero

    "I meant like a sort of 'hotspot' where people buy and sell fuel."
     
  8. Redacted Revenant

    Redacted Revenant Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    "You might find something here in the outpost."
     
  9. Jake9039

    Jake9039 Pangalactic Porcupine

    An avian that seems a little bit too obsessed with Elvis seems to somehow slide in and take a seat without visibly moving.
    "Could I get a lemonade, please?"
    The avian says this in the absolute worst Elvis Presley accent anybody could ever hear.
     
  10. Redacted Revenant

    Redacted Revenant Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    ...sure.
    *gives him the lemonade.
     
  11. Jake9039

    Jake9039 Pangalactic Porcupine

    The avian takes the drink and pays for it.
    "Thank you, thank you very much."
    The avian then spins around on the barstool faster than should be possible without rocket assistance while drinking the lemonade.
     
  12. Redacted Revenant

    Redacted Revenant Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    "..."
    ("I expectred som strange customers but this wasn't what I had in mind.")
     
  13. Jake9039

    Jake9039 Pangalactic Porcupine

    The avian (while still spinning) expertly and doctor places The lemonade on The bar "you guys have a jukebox 'round here?" The avian asks as he stops spinning and looks around, not apparently fazed by dizziness.
    (Expect the unexpected, and the unconventional from me.)
     
  14. Redacted Revenant

    Redacted Revenant Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    *Points to jukebox in the corner*
    "There's one there, although it's just a speaker that looks like one."
     
  15. Jake9039

    Jake9039 Pangalactic Porcupine

    "Thank you again, i thank you so much."
    The Elvis Presley accent seems to have somehow gotten worse as the avian slides over to the jukebox, and puts in 100 pixels, putting in all of it being jailhouse rock, with the occasional return to sender.
     
  16. Redacted Revenant

    Redacted Revenant Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    "But it's...just a speaker. I don't even have those songs... *sigh* Bar just opened and people are already breaking reality."
     
  17. Jake9039

    Jake9039 Pangalactic Porcupine

    The avian shakes his head and sighs, and with an accent almost opposite of Elvis Presley, he says "can I get a burger, some fries, and a milkshake, then I'll get out of your hair, or whatever it is." He continues"I just want people to appreciate Elvis Presley more."
     
  18. Redacted Revenant

    Redacted Revenant Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    "He's good, just not my kinda music."
    *Gives you your food*
     
  19. Jake9039

    Jake9039 Pangalactic Porcupine

    The avian pays for the food, and asks in a nearby perfect Elvis Presley accent "thank you for the food." He looks at his hand, then at his peripheral for his HUD watch and says"could I get a box for this, I have a marathon to watch with friends Michael birdson and m&b"
     
  20. Redacted Revenant

    Redacted Revenant Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    "Like, the cardboard kind?"
     

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