How's this update for my description/backstory: I'm walking down the street, bringing fright with my every step. The folks can't handle arcadoof, the eldritch abomination. When I was young my parents hated me, my rad looks overwhelmed them. They have no taste. Arcadoof tramples his enemies under foot, I have no owner, I am me. lil Neko thinks she can take me, ha.
Not everyone has to like everything, we are all unique, I just figured I'd post it for those who might. I mean, I'm a hybrid of arceus and bidoof. The most unique eldritch abomination ever.