Meteor Co ➸ The Universe's Spaceship Department ➸ Leader of Starlight Nation

*hops on Merch's back and jumps of hoping he can fly* "I didn't think this through..."

 

"I have bad steering but I'll have to go on! Let's land on this planet and take shelter!"

 

"Ok, let's land then. I have spotted a village!"

 

"The land was a bad one, I broke my poor back, let's run there then!"

 

"He'll never find us here!"

 

*I fly like a bird* Tata

 

Ok go to XC-8! Co-ordinations are 506-789, 699-213. Get there as soon as possible! Man I need to chuck a satnav in your head!

I CAN SEE YOUR TEXT MWUAHAHAH!

 

He wont know we are in Mayhar Village though!

 

You just gave out out location you dumbass! We need to go somewhere else and fast! Perhaps underground.

 

HOW DO YOU FLY THIS THING?!?!?! *knocks Merch's back*

 

Merch spaceships! Great idea!

 

Well according to my research you simply slap his buttox and it shall give a boost of flight and use his head/shoulders to steer.

 

Diary:

Day 1#
I am cramped in this small space with XC-8, I am getting claustrophobic in here and it smells of un-washed clothes. Help!!

 

I will hit that buttox harrrd! *power of fart?*

 

My Diary:

Day 1#
I am in a hole. I am officially a hobbit devil... f yeah

 

I could really use that 5-day left over pack of crisps right now...

 

WHAT THE FUCK MAN I THOUGHT YOU GAVE ME SPAGHETTI!
No wonder they wriggled on my plate.... Never feed me space worms... ever.

 

I can easily teleport back to our corporation spaceship and leave XC-8 on his own, damnit I should've done it earlier! Now I'll grab some cookies and coffee.

 

Oh hey Death, you are here now. I was working on some lego builds. Derp.

 

No you were constantly being a - devil :B