Meteor Co ➸ The Universe's Spaceship Department ➸ Leader of Starlight Nation

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  1. XC-8

    XC-8 What do you get if you multiply six by nine?

    Flappi I think I need a name for this ore, it is just... ore. It is heavy and I don't really have a clue what it's used for, please experiment this for finding out if this is useful.
     
  2. Flappi

    Flappi Space Penguin Leader

    Oh, that's Crothalium. It is used in the design of rockets and it's main purpose is to force it to one place at a fast speed as well as having a hard surface for a nasty explosion to follow.
    Crothalium is currently in use in our storage now and I will test it with Yuthesion.
     
  3. Killer Snowman

    Killer Snowman Pangalactic Porcupine

    *Sniff Sniff* You smell that? That's the smell of opportunity. Let's see... the CEO of this place... Death. Lord of the Underworld. Oh. Lovely.

    Greetings "Death". I am Killer Snowman. CEO and OMEGA SUPREME of GeneriCorp. I've been shopping around for some companies. You know, expansion. By the looks of it, you got a promising little startup here. A lot of techno-babble here, but I think I get the gist of what you guys are doin' here. You make Flying Deathtraps right? *Looks at listing* Expensive Flying Deathtraps. Borderline 60% or more profit margin methinks. You devils.

    Anyways, I got my checkbook here. Name your price, and I'll take this nice little company off your hands. Couple mill maybe?

    ((EDIT: Also, I already mentioned this to ya, Death, but rockin' corp you got here.))
     
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  4. Death

    Death Space Spelunker

    You saying you want to purchase the whole company?
     
  5. Killer Snowman

    Killer Snowman Pangalactic Porcupine

    That's certainly an option. Depends on the price. I have money, but man, I don't always like to spend it. Unless it's Pocket Monsters. I can't get enough of that stuff. Gotta obtain them with a small spherical object... them all!

    I'm partnered up with a Magical Pony. He makes my ships. My old ships were made of wood, so, his are a vast improvement. I figure having the rights to your tech would prove beneficial to me and my rainbow bud. Whatever it takes to get those rights - whether it be owning a portion, or buying outright.
     
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  6. Death

    Death Space Spelunker

    You could hire my best mechanic/engineer/space-ship maker, Flappi. He can also give you rights for some of the tech and ores. If that's the sort of thing you want...?
     
  7. Killer Snowman

    Killer Snowman Pangalactic Porcupine

    Well, let me conference with Sparkles there... He's in the know how with all your gadgets and gizmos. I'm more of a business man. A business man who scares the crap out of children. Apparently I'm not the most adorable talking snowman.

    Right... where was I... Oh yeah. Gonna confer with my pal. See what he thinks... And... I didn't see it mentioned, but, are you publicly, or privately owned?
     
  8. Death

    Death Space Spelunker

    What do you mean by publicly or privately owned? That I own it by myself, if that's what you think well no, I own it with Flappi. :)
     
  9. Killer Snowman

    Killer Snowman Pangalactic Porcupine

    Well, privately means there is one or more people who both own it, and run it. It means you aren't answering to investors.
    Publicly means that people can buy stocks, and thus, own a portion of your company. You would have a board of directors who would look out for these investors, and you would answer to them somewhat.

    What you're telling me is that you are privately owned. It means that if I want to take over your company, I can't just buy up all of your shares... I have to either ask nicely, or have a gun in my hand. I decided to ask nicely.
     
  10. Death

    Death Space Spelunker

    You can own a portion of my company, ok?
     
  11. Killer Snowman

    Killer Snowman Pangalactic Porcupine

    That's a big yes. Regardless of what my pony pal thinks.

    How much are you willing to give me for 10 million smackaroons?
     
  12. Danne Renm

    Danne Renm Void-Bound Voyager

    How much to hire your techie?
     
  13. Death

    Death Space Spelunker

    How about, because I'm so kind and you are awesome, you can get 10% of the company. But not at this current stage, I'll inform you when you can have 10% not right now though. ;)
    My techie, as in a technician, well he is 100 pixels an hour.
     
  14. Dagger

    Dagger Space Spelunker

    I'd like to purchase 50 Hetheleus Health Kits.
     
  15. Death

    Death Space Spelunker

    That will be 5000 pixels please.
     
  16. Dagger

    Dagger Space Spelunker

    Ok, deal made. ;)
     
  17. Death

    Death Space Spelunker

    Thanks for your purchase in Meteor Co!
     
  18. Dagger

    Dagger Space Spelunker

    Oh I almost forgot I would also like 10 Meteor Pulses, please. :)
     
  19. Death

    Death Space Spelunker

    Oh another purchase? That's awesome! That will be approximately 4550 pixels, please. Thank you for all the generous donations to our corporation, we hope you like our spaceships and other miscellaneous products. ;)
     
  20. Dagger

    Dagger Space Spelunker

    It's fine! Thanks for the weapons, mate.
     

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