Meli L.L.C., a Limited Liability Company

Yes, you see.

 

* pokes you on the shoulder*

 

*Nothing Happens*
See? I do not take control of other things, I reside only in this body

 

" but you told me earlier...that you could "

 

I meant hacking, very intelligent A.I such as yourself are un-hackable

 

" oh, I see"

 

*Eats more meat, as all his skin turns pitch black*
Sadly I seem to be held by a constant hunger.

 

"Yes, if you keep eating, we may have to charge for it."

The robot APPEARS to be joking....

 

How bout you just keep letting me eat and I won't have to rip out your wires.

 

"Any violence will be responded to by jettisoning you directly in to the thermosphere, regardless of your survival of the confrontation." The robot does not appear to feel threatened.

 

[ Project report: Fuckton of glass used up. Yes. ]

[ The spherical hydroponics farm is nearing completion Insufferable harpies kept delaying it. I got enough presents from killing harpies to fill out three stacks of both kinds of candy cane block. ]

 

Now that my request is done, I shall eat all your meat

 

"We are not finished yet. We still need to apply the hydroponics. But be that as it may, any further threats and your contract will be voided without any refund."

Melissia herself leaves her office as she says this, and heads to her shuttle pad. "I need a break. Perhaps that snow-thing will provide some amusement as he attempts to show his products off."

 

*walks back in*
Melissia, I've thought about this for a long, long time, and I've decided I will tell you my name. My name is Laken. Now, I will tell you my order AGAIN:

 

"I will take it under consideration. I still have a record of your first request after all." The woman waves. "Now, I have an appointment to meet with a living snowman and his bizarre zoo of genetically modified animal-like creatures. Arboreal Throne, my life is weird." She heads in to the shuttle and it begins take-off sequences.

[ not gonna be on much until after xmas, so yeah ]

 

*Walks up*
You have made a foolish move declaring your name in the presence of Res. Sadly I must depart.
*Melts into the floor*