Wow, colours as emotions. It's so beautiful! Like a double rainbow. Oh yes, I went there. BACK ON TOPIC UPDATE! I've had some further thoughts on this in light of the recent, UK "horse meat in our burgers" scandal. We could have the "Horsemeat Nebula!" An interstellar gas cloud born of the intestines of a black hole! (Here is where I avoid the ubiquitous "Uranus" gag). Icelandia - A planet that sells suspiscious meat accross the galaxy. This meat could evolve into it's own life-form... potentially... or something. Salmonellia - A microbiotic life-form capable of killing life accross the galaxy. The inter-gallactic media could spread news of the lethality of this life-form, until everyone realises that it's only a threat if you live in a box of horse meat and frequently daub the walls with your own faeces! Uranus! (Dammit).
*sits in the ring-circle* If you are trying to be legit, then you are - Because. *GOES OFF INTO EPIC DIALOGUE* Starzy looks to his professor, and says, "Sir, SIR! Is it true? Did they...Did they find Meatropolis 5.K7?" Professor Jenkins looks to him and says, "Yes." The year is 2013, and scientists at NASA have both, A) Discovered that Starzy is not good at choosing the hue of colors, and There /WILL/ soon be a new planet made entirely out of meat. So good sire, that made this thread. Hallow, be thy name. For you have seen directly into both the eyes of God and the eyes of the Future. So I now ask this. If, of course, you can see my tiny, tiny print. Don't you think that this is not fiction, but the true happenings of our inter-stellar satilites and overrall Wealth in the Science and Militery department of the Government? YOU SIR, ARE NOSTRADAMUS! *slow clapping, because u r gawd*
Poor Mr Starzy, getting flamed for using colours all over these forums. You can colour my meateor thread as much as you like. New idea... Meatroid Prime!
"just wait till the vegans find this..." To be fair a giant ball of red meat flying at me might be a little much, but I still think this would be hilarious!
Actually, I'd vote for having a Flying spaghetti monster as a boss. He could attack by flinging his noodley appendages at you. At half health it could start carpet bombing the area with mincemeat.
How about if we light a building made of meat, it'll cook to a delicious dark brown, and become edible? I'd love to eat a house... while someone is still inside...
Only if the Meateor had a core made of pure, untainted bacon energy, would this idea have my full support. The moment the meateor crashes into the planet...all who behold it are one with the Meativerse.
if i were you id take these amazing other ideas and put them in your main article so those who don't reed the reply's can still read them (all the big threads are doin it)
