REQUEST Marrying a cow

Can someone make a mod that allows me to marry my cow?
Is it even possible? I hope it is since it means a lot for me, thanks.

 

Maybe I'll regret asking this, but why you want to marry, and possibly have babies with a cow?

 

Some people have dreams I guess. (Well personally I'd like an harem in the game.)

 

I laughed a lot at the meme response by mrobake.
That being said, I personally don't care what anyone does in these games. Mods are mods. It's not hurting anyone.

I am however curious why it is important to you OP.

I also have no idea how to mod something like this myself, but I was curious all the same.

 

Simply cant be done, the spouse has to be a NPC, and the cow is a FarmAnimal, or BarnAnimal, idk for certain, either way, its not a NPC or castable as a NPC.
There is just no way to let you marry anything that isnt a NPC or derivative thereof because the spouse has to be a NPC.

 

The only way I can think to try and do it is replace the sprite of one of the current bachelors/bachelorettes with a cow sprite, but that won't really work because the cow doesn't fit in the boundaries. I suppose you could always do an anthro thing, though. Other than that, I don't see a way to do this right now.

 

I can already imagine the scene:
You're in the center of town, getting married and some love songs are playing.
Marnie, instead of dancing happily to celebrate the moment, grabs a knife and attacks the perv, for seducing a cow which was hers.

 

Well, inserting a new NPC you can marry (If difficult) can be done, but it still wouldnt be the cow you wooed exactly because of the sprite size diff, and even so, how would you go about wooing the cow?!?!?

 

"How was your day, honey?" "MOOOOO" "Thats great honey, I love you"

 

...anything is possible...

as long as you beeeeelieeeeeeeeve

or something.




...man, I need some new hobbies. lol

 

LMAO!
It knows how to dance!
But why it's a giant!? It will never fit in the farm door!

 

What can I say?

She just likes to...moove it, moove it.

I suspect that Jojasanto must be behind her gigantism with growth hormones! Or she's an Amazonian cow that wants Snu Snu.

 

This might sounds weird. But my scientific instinct must inquiry one section of this very wonderful specimen:

Does she wear a normal human bra or a specially designed 6-8 pockets bra?

 

Going to take a guess and say this has something to do with the Cow Girl Mod

 

Hmmmm

The answers that you seek lie within the forbidden zone.

 

This would make even more sense with a cowgirl re-texture mod, but some people are into that sorta thing so.

 

Well that's impressive. I now suddenly want a fish as a neighbor, lol.

 

This is my favourite thread in the history of the forums.