Other Marriage Candidates' Twelve Days of Christmas

Discussion in 'Fan Works' started by TinySpaceFox, Dec 20, 2016.

  1. TinySpaceFox

    TinySpaceFox Subatomic Cosmonaut

    I honestly couldn't think of a better title. Anyways, this is my take on the famous carol "The Twelve Days of Christmas", written just for fun. Hope you dig :)

    Here we go...

    On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...
    A plate of peppers stuffed with cheese.

    On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...
    Two tears of ice,
    And a plate of peppers stuffed with cheese.

    On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...
    Three fruity bowls,
    Two tears of ice,
    And a plate of peppers stuffed with cheese.

    On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...
    Four cloth bundles,
    Three fruity bowls,
    Two tears of ice,
    And a plate of peppers stuffed with cheese.

    On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...
    Five golden bars!
    Four cloth bundles,
    Three fruity bowls,
    Two tears of ice,
    And a plate of peppers stuffed with cheese.

    On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...
    Six gems for eating,
    Five golden bars!
    Four cloth bundles,
    Three fruity bowls,
    Two tears of ice,
    And a plate of peppers stuffed with cheese.

    On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...
    Seven salmon servings,
    Six gems for eating,
    Five golden bars!
    Four cloth bundles,
    Three fruity bowls,
    Two tears of ice,
    And a plate of peppers stuffed with cheese.

    On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...
    Eight maple doughnuts,
    Seven salmon servings,
    Six gems for eating,
    Five golden bars!
    Four cloth bundles,
    Three fruity bowls,
    Two tears of ice,
    And a plate of peppers stuffed with cheese.

    On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...
    Nine super dinners,
    Eight maple doughnuts,
    Seven salmon servings,
    Six gems for eating,
    Five golden bars!
    Four cloth bundles,
    Three fruity bowls,
    Two tears of ice,
    And a plate of peppers stuffed with cheese.

    On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...
    Ten lobsters leaping,
    Nine super dinners,
    Eight maple doughnuts,
    Seven salmon servings,
    Six gems for eating,
    Five golden bars!
    Four cloth bundles,
    Three fruity bowls,
    Two tears of ice,
    And a plate of peppers stuffed with cheese.

    On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...
    Eleven pretty poppies,
    Ten lobsters leaping,
    Nine super dinners,
    Eight maple doughnuts,
    Seven salmon servings,
    Six gems for eating,
    Five golden bars!
    Four cloth bundles,
    Three fruity bowls,
    Two tears of ice,
    And a plate of peppers stuffed with cheese.

    On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...
    Twelve fluffy muffins,
    Eleven pretty poppies,
    Ten lobsters leaping,
    Nine super dinners,
    Eight maple doughnuts,
    Seven salmon servings,
    Six gems for eating,
    Five golden bars!
    Four cloth bundles,
    Three fruity bowls,
    Two tears of ice,
    And a plate of peppers stuffed with cheese.

    Merry Christmas everyone!
     
    • MagicallyClueless

      MagicallyClueless Black Hole Surfer

      omg that was super cute
      i love it
       
      • Minimanta

        Minimanta Spaceman Spiff

        Aww, that was lovely! :D
         
        • Pudassassin

          Pudassassin Hard-To-Destroy Reptile

          Nicely done!, and also Merry Christmas!
           
          • ApertureGaming011

            ApertureGaming011 Scruffy Nerf-Herder

            This is so clever! Is it like:
            1st: Shane
            2nd: Sebastian
            3rd: Haley
            4th: Emily
            5th: Maru
            6th: Abigail
            7th: Alex
            8th: Sam
            9th: Harvey
            10th: Elliott
            11th: Penny
            12: Leah

            If so, you are a effing genius
             
            • ApertureGaming011

              ApertureGaming011 Scruffy Nerf-Herder

              Come to think about it, when Christmas is over, what am I going to do with all the 12 pepper cheese, 22 Frozen Tears, 30 fruit salad bowls, 36 cloth bundles, 40 gold bars, 42 edible gems, 42 plates of salmon, 40 maple bars, 36 super dinners, 30 lobsters, 22 poppies and 12 muffins?
               
              • Samu_San

                Samu_San Void-Bound Voyager

                Amazing!
                 
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                • TinySpaceFox

                  TinySpaceFox Subatomic Cosmonaut

                  Yep, that's right! I was trying my best to make it as obvious as possible. Guess it worked :) I'm glad you guys enjoyed my little song parody, and once again, wishing everyone a merry Christmas!
                   

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