I honestly couldn't think of a better title. Anyways, this is my take on the famous carol "The Twelve Days of Christmas", written just for fun. Hope you dig Here we go... On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A plate of peppers stuffed with cheese. On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Two tears of ice, And a plate of peppers stuffed with cheese. On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Three fruity bowls, Two tears of ice, And a plate of peppers stuffed with cheese. On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Four cloth bundles, Three fruity bowls, Two tears of ice, And a plate of peppers stuffed with cheese. On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Five golden bars! Four cloth bundles, Three fruity bowls, Two tears of ice, And a plate of peppers stuffed with cheese. On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Six gems for eating, Five golden bars! Four cloth bundles, Three fruity bowls, Two tears of ice, And a plate of peppers stuffed with cheese. On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Seven salmon servings, Six gems for eating, Five golden bars! Four cloth bundles, Three fruity bowls, Two tears of ice, And a plate of peppers stuffed with cheese. On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Eight maple doughnuts, Seven salmon servings, Six gems for eating, Five golden bars! Four cloth bundles, Three fruity bowls, Two tears of ice, And a plate of peppers stuffed with cheese. On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nine super dinners, Eight maple doughnuts, Seven salmon servings, Six gems for eating, Five golden bars! Four cloth bundles, Three fruity bowls, Two tears of ice, And a plate of peppers stuffed with cheese. On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Ten lobsters leaping, Nine super dinners, Eight maple doughnuts, Seven salmon servings, Six gems for eating, Five golden bars! Four cloth bundles, Three fruity bowls, Two tears of ice, And a plate of peppers stuffed with cheese. On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Eleven pretty poppies, Ten lobsters leaping, Nine super dinners, Eight maple doughnuts, Seven salmon servings, Six gems for eating, Five golden bars! Four cloth bundles, Three fruity bowls, Two tears of ice, And a plate of peppers stuffed with cheese. On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Twelve fluffy muffins, Eleven pretty poppies, Ten lobsters leaping, Nine super dinners, Eight maple doughnuts, Seven salmon servings, Six gems for eating, Five golden bars! Four cloth bundles, Three fruity bowls, Two tears of ice, And a plate of peppers stuffed with cheese. Merry Christmas everyone!
This is so clever! Is it like: 1st: Shane 2nd: Sebastian 3rd: Haley 4th: Emily 5th: Maru 6th: Abigail 7th: Alex 8th: Sam 9th: Harvey 10th: Elliott 11th: Penny 12: Leah If so, you are a effing genius
Come to think about it, when Christmas is over, what am I going to do with all the 12 pepper cheese, 22 Frozen Tears, 30 fruit salad bowls, 36 cloth bundles, 40 gold bars, 42 edible gems, 42 plates of salmon, 40 maple bars, 36 super dinners, 30 lobsters, 22 poppies and 12 muffins?
Yep, that's right! I was trying my best to make it as obvious as possible. Guess it worked I'm glad you guys enjoyed my little song parody, and once again, wishing everyone a merry Christmas!