MAKmak14:21:24<Welcome.bot> Hello and welcome to MAKmak... 14:21:64<Welcome.bot> We are the Mechanical Acidic Kitten makers... 14:22:01<Welcome.bot> How can we help you? 14:24:89<Auto.bot> Please type your preference... 14:25:13<Guest> Hello? Wht do you do? [ERROR 014.62 unknown question] [ERROR 092.35 unknown word: Wht] [ERROR RESOLVED... TYPO DETECTED] 14:29:45<Welcome.bot> Here at MAKmak we supply all our customers with all Mechanical, Acidic and Kitten needs they might have. We specialize in creating Synthetic Parts, Acid, Acid Launchers, Kitten Clones, Acid-Filled Explosive Kitten Decoys. 141:03<Welcome.bot> Would you like to buy any of our products? 142:19<Guest> No [SYSTEM CHECK... Positive reply: NEGATIVE Manners: NEGATIVE Punctuation: NEGATIVE Unit <Guest> may be hostile... <Guest> has been renamed to <Guest.Threat>. Initiate Interrogation 23.28 sequence... SYSTEM CHECK COMPLETE] 149:82<Data.bot> Your current threat level is at 17.4... 14:40:54<Interrogation.bot> What race are you? 14:414<Guest.Threat> Human 14:41:50<Lie.Bot> 87% Truthful 14:41:90<Data.bot> Your current threat level is at 23.1... 14:42:41<Interrogation.bot> Are you currently armed? 14:43:09<Guest.Threat> No. 14:43:22<Lie.Bot> 23% Truthful 14:43:92<Data.bot> Your current threat level is at 41.1... 14:444<Interrogation.bot> Why are y@#*&$"%~ [ERROR 404.00: Word not found] [ERROR RESOLVED Online: POSITIVE] 14:44:98<Interrogation.bot> Why are you here? 14:45:29<Guest.Threat> Because I wondered what MAKmak meant. 14:45:42<Lie.Bot> 91% Truthful 14:45:90<Data.bot> Your current threat level is at 50.4... [SYSTEM CHECK... <Guest.Threat> has been renamed to <Guest.Hostile>. Initiate Annihilation 45.12 sequence... SYSTEM CHECK COMPLETE] 14:46:12<Welcome.Bot> Welcome to MAKmakmakmakmakmakmakmakmak... [ERROR 003:41: Command sequence in infinite for loop] [ERROR 012:08: Wrong Bot] [ERROR RESOLVED] 14:47:63<Annihilation.bot> You will be Annihilated in: 14:47:66<Annihilation.bot> 5 14:47:67<Annihilation.bot> 4 14:47:68<Annihilation.bot> 3 14:47:69<Annihilation.bot> 2 ... [ERROR 002:07: System Override] 14:48:81<Yaxlat.Founder> Sorry about that problem, the system is a little bugged at the moment. Welcome to MAKmak, if you need any help in the creation or supply of an acid or kitten-based product, feel free to ask. I am the Apex founder of this, and many other, facilities. We want to give you an enjoyable experience. If you are good at: >Making Machines >Controlling Machines >Working with acid >Dumping acid on people >Cloning Kittens >Working with explosions >Making Acid filled explosive kitten-duds >Anything else you think might be useful and you would like to join us, say so now. 14:50:21<Auto.Bot> Do you want to join us? Type Yes or No.
[ERROR RESOLVED, FONT LIBRARY UPLOADED] 15:06:12<Yaxlat.Founder> Welcome, Gearnova! I am glad that you see interest in our MAKmaking... wait let me run some programs... <Gearnova> has been renamed to <Gearnova.Secondman> 15:08:56<Yaxlat.Founder> Congrats on your promotion! You may now leave the welcoming screen and come into this Facility. [MAIN HATCH STATE: CLOSED... Initiating opening sequence 01.02 MAIN HATCH STATE: OPEN] 15:10:53<Welcome.bot> Welcome to the facility. You see Yaxlat in person "Oh hi there! Welcome, second in command!"
Drops bag of human organs into the reprocessing chute, Salutes Founder Yaxlat "Thank you sir, ready to start production!"
This is going to be bad for you.. If you do not call off your declaration of war, we have missle defense systems and oversized Cerberus class dreadnaughts. We have many mercenary contacts, and if you continue to threaten our company.. *large knife lodges in wall by Yaxlat* we will be the ones to escalate this conflict.
Breaks MainstreamMadman's neck and stuffs his corpse down the reprocessing chute "Well that's one crisis averted, now... what kind of scones shall we have in the break room?"
Hooray for auto-assassin bots. I should probably buy more of those. So I take it this is war.... Time to escalate. *precision middle obliterates yaxlat's scones*
Don't worry either. What you see here is just a clone of myself I can control. My actual self is somewhere very different. Also we are building up a lot of biomass... I'll have to get someone to write a programm which I can use to extract the DNA. But when I've done that we'll be able to do all sorts of stuff, including more kitten producing. Also, gearnova, sooner or later we are going to need a new batch of kittens... You know what to do when we need them.
*Returns with a cargo-hold full of "found" kittens* *Takes a seat in Yaxlat's office to give a mission report* This should hold us over for a while, approximately fourteen thousand units found at the Parfelian colony of Kittimus Prime. Unfortunately they suffered a completely unrelated natural disaster recently involving orbital bombardment by laser cannons. There were no survivors. In other news I think the laser cannons on the Catnapper overheated and will need to be repaired.
Well, it often happens that we get many unrelated problems . Very nicely done. Get some of them in the cloning facility straight away. Bring we the cutest one plz...
54:21:24<Yaxlat.Founder> Computer! Make a kitten bot. [Coding Kitten.Bot... COMPLETE] There we go. A kitten bot. Just what we needed.
My pleasure. It has also come to my attention that there may be a growing market for Floran Goo. In anticipation of this I have started to market our own brand of microbrew Floran Goo so that we may corner the market. *Hands over Goo samples* As you can see, it is high quality Goo, made from the best available Florans. If things kick off and you like the way the market is trending I expect we could begin mass production within the week, and have our stores stocked by next month. Here is the post that caught my eye: http://community.playstarbound.com/index.php?threads/introducing-the-glitch-robots.15100/page-8 As you can see the "Goo" has multiple uses ranging from powering Glitch power cores to a wonderfully healthy (and vegan) jelly substitute.
Very nice. I think that this goo will come in really handy. If you get caught, say you we're just picking flowers.
