M'aiq Independant: We bring you Stuff!

Stahp! The Penguin Police will eventually close my shops if I keep selling large amounts of skooma!

 

*Walks in*
I'd like to buy....hang on...
*walks out and gets umbrella so I'm in shade*
I'd like to buy some cola.

 

STOP! YOU HAVE VIOLATED THE LAW!

 

*Cyrodiil gaurd walks in*

Halt! Halt! Halt! Halt!

 

I'd like 24 sessions of butt-rubbing please. =3

 

*Skyrim Guard walks in*​

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Skyrim belongs to the nords!​

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*Skyrim Guard attacks Cyrodiil Guard*​

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Nooo! Guys, get M'aiq! He's a liar!

 

*Hides in secret basement*

 

*Rex watches fight, well stealing as much skooma, moon sugar and balmora blue he can find*

 

Maiq Independant does not go to any conventions.

 

*Rex uses the stolen Skooma, Moon Sugar, and Balmora Blue*

 

Nice thread.

"Sexy Floran Butt Rubbing tutorial DVDs"

 

Wait wait. What happened to my drugs..

 

*Rex whistles and runs out*

 

Sorry for the lateness! Skooma problems with bandits, had to hire some mercenaries.

 

so im suppose to buy things from a guy with liar in his name

seems legit

 

vry legit.

 

Excuse me - Have you a Colovian Fur Helm?

 

No... just no.

 

Outrage. You will give me the Colovian Fur Helm.

 

How about no.