Magpie Incorperated

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  1. Magnolia

    Magnolia Orbital Explorer

    Magpie Incorporated
    “Finders Keepers”

    CEO: Magnolia

    HQ: The Flagship “Biggest Shiny”

    Mission Statement: “To find all the shinies no matter where they are. No, write that down, write all this down. Floran no care if this sounds stupid, don’t make Floran stab you! What Floran sees is Floran’s if no one guarding it!”

    Products:
    · Advanced Weapons Schematics from research facilities lost due to released bio weapons.
    · Musical Instruments somehow still useable even though they have been near a lava flow for untold amounts of decades.
    · Ships where the crew “Mysteriously Disappeared”
    · Seeds from plants from across the galaxy, most of which are totally harmless.
    · Doctors, Merchants, and Chefs still in their original bindings as were found in a cave.
    · Random bits of furniture and wall we totally did not take from that prison.
    · Drugs we did not take from that same prison.
    · Hats!
    · Other stuff by request and coordinates of current owner, and as long as Shiny is not better than my shinies.

    We hold all rights to keep the shiniest shinies for ourselves according to Intergalactic Floran Law of SSSSSTAAAAAAB!
    Payment in other shines I want.
     
    Last edited: Feb 12, 2014

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