What a shame you won't be alive to enjoy such a meal, when I'm done with you. (Wait, is canibalism amlong florans legal?)
Wait you're a floran? Damnit, there goes that dream... oh well, welcome even more then! Yay cannibalism!
...I find Floran ethics and behavior rather... fascinating. Anyway, welcome to the forums, son of nature. May all animalia-group lifeforms perish under your wrath. Except us... Gaians, as you Florans occasionally call us.
Strangely enough, I'm not all floran. But its not hard to track down my backstory, but as this isn't my thread not going to hijack it by hyperlinking it. But what doesn't kill you makes you.... STRANGER.